Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only punishment is getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, if you cum in the wrong hole, you’ll face eternal punishment! That’s right, one wrong move and you’ll be facing consequences like never before. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. But remember, watch where you aim because one slip-up could mean eternal damnation!
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WrongHoleCraft Minecraft Server
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ObligationCraft
Accountability, Behavior, buddy, Character development, cleaning, discipline, Ethics, Listen, Morals, ObligationCraft, obligations to others, pay your obligations, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, room, self improvement, societal duties, societal expectations, societal norms, societal responsibilities., society, stop being a hedonist
Hey there, lazy bones! Tired of being a couch potato and avoiding your responsibilities? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start cleaning up your virtual room! That’s right, you can finally put those virtual socks in the virtual laundry basket and organize your virtual bookshelf. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you clean up your virtual room well enough, you might just unlock the secret level where you have to battle a horde of evil dust bunnies! So what are you waiting for? Join now and clean your way to victory!
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Crafty Chat
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s knitting circle! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the pigs ride on saddles and the chickens lay golden eggs.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our world, there lies a diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this majestic creature and have all your wildest dreams come true? Only one way to find out!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of the rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out Skittles. Yes, you heard that right. Taste the rainbow, my friends.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!
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SnowflakeCraft: Where you can choose your /pol/ buddy, just make sure they’re white lol
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Are you tired of blending in with all the other Minecraft servers out there? Want to stand out and make a statement? Then come join our server where you can pick your white supremacist from /pol/ – but make sure to pick the white one, lmao!Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Build your own white supremacist paradise and show off your questionable decorating skills. Take on challenges like the “Make Minecraft Great Again” obstacle course and see if you have what it takes to come out on top.
But beware, things can get pretty wild on our server. Rumor has it that the creeper mobs have started forming their own alt-right faction and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their explosive reign of terror?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner white supremacist shine (but remember, only the white ones are allowed)!
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LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server
17, avoided at school, BLOCK, buddy, dm, doesn’t recognize, female friend, follows Instagram, Happy, left on read, LolCraft, Male, meet at new school, Old friend, right, Server, Who Cares
> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!
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GirlyCraft Minecraft Server
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the all-female cast is so fierce, even the creepers are scared to approach! With a perfect mix of lesbian, bisexual, and straight girls, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.Join us for epic adventures where you can build your dream castle, battle evil mobs, and maybe even find love in the pixelated air. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of rainbow sheep plotting world domination.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of badass ladies who can slay dragons and slay hearts at the same time? Come for the gameplay, stay for the girl power – it’s a Minecraft experience like no other.
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Crafty 21 Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of being judged for your “feminine” or “gay” drink choices? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate ALL kinds of drinks! From rainbow-colored potions to sparkly cocktails, we’ve got it all! Join us and sip on some virtual drinks while building the most fabulous pixel art you’ve ever seen. Who says you can’t enjoy a fruity drink while slaying dragons? Embrace your unique taste in alcohol and let your creativity flow on our server. Plus, we have a secret underground bar where you can challenge other players to a drinking contest – loser has to build a giant pink unicorn statue! So come on over and let’s get this party started!
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BabyRageCraft
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Are you tired of boring family drama? Looking for a server where you can escape the craziness and build your own world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and outrageous stories. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters with your friends. Who needs family drama when you have a whole new world to conquer?
Forget about awkward family gatherings and reconnecting with long-lost relatives. On our server, the only family you need is your fellow players. So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s way more fun here!
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BlockBusters Minecraft Server
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Have you ever been mining for diamonds and suddenly found a block of cheese instead? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a common occurrence! Join us for a chance to stumble upon all sorts of wacky surprises, from flying pigs to talking trees. You never know what you’ll find next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time! So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!
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NoMoreCreeperCakes
advice, balance, diet, food choices, habits, health tips, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, Lifestyle, Longevity, mindful eating, Moderation, NoMoreCreeperCakes, nutrition, processed foods, self improvement, self-care, Sugar, weight management, well-being, wellnessIf you could tell your 30 year old self to cut one thing out of your diet, it would definitely be the dreaded Creeper Crunch! This explosive snack may seem tempting, but trust us, you don’t want to deal with the aftermath of a Creeper-induced explosion in your stomach. Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to Creeper Crunch forever – your future self will thank you! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited health and super speed. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest food adventure of your virtual life!
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CreeperCraft: Putin’s Punishment
Accountability, children’s rights, Conflict, Creepercraft, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Genocide, global affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Justice, political tension, punishment, Putins, russia, sanctions, trudeau, Ukrainian kids, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes, world newslol come join our epic minecraft server where we fight against the evil russian players who are kidnapping innocent ukrainian kids in the game lol. trudeau himself said we need to hold them accountable for this ‘genocide’ in minecraft so come help us save the children and defeat the russians with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. plus, we have a secret base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for you to plunder. don’t let those pesky russians win, join us now and be a hero in the virtual world!
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CraftyMisfits
CraftyMisfits, Individuality, okay, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-validation, Understanding, UNIQUENESS
So, like, this server is, like, the total bomb diggity, ya know? like, you can be, like, a flying unicorn with laser eyes and, like, shoot rainbows out of your butt. it’s totally okay to be someone others don’t and won’t understand, because, like, who wants to be normal anyway? on this server, you can, like, ride giant chickens into battle against evil pandas who are trying to take over the world. and, like, if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge the admin to a dance-off for epic loot. so, like, come join us and let your freak flag fly, because on this server, anything goes, baby!
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The ‘Minelanders [1.20.6] {Player Shops} {Plot Protection} {SimpleClans}
Alliances between clans, alt accounts, Clans, Community, discord server, good faith, Griefing, Long-Term community, modded servers, No Advertising, No asking for stuff, no cheating, Nowhitelist, personal information, Player Bartering, player clans, player interaction, Player Shops, Player Vulnerabilities, Playershops, Plot Protection, Protection Plots, Pvpsurvival, respectful, Semi Vanilla, Server behavior, Simpleclans, Simpleclans2, stealing, Survival, Teleport Systems![The ‘Minelanders [1.20.6] {Player Shops} {Plot Protection} {SimpleClans}](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/The-Minelanders-1206-Player-Shops-Plot-Protection-SimpleClans.jpg)
⛏ Welcome to the ‘Minelanders! ⛏Server address: ml.newmineland.com
Version: 1.20.6
Overview
The ‘Minelanders is a semi-vanilla survival server. We believe that Minecraft can be a political game as well as a creative and PvP game, and our server is intended to lean into that. This means our server includes this general structure:
* Griefing is allowed, except in protected player plots
* Stealing is allowed, everywhere
* Player clans can be created for a small in-game cost, with access to clan chat.
* Protection plots can be purchased in four sizes for not-so-small in-game costs
– The world is restricted to 6,000 by 6,000 blocks, to encourage additional player interaction. [Currently 2k by 2k until 1.21 Paper is released in the coming week.]
– Player shops available near spawn to encourage player bartering.
– We have no teleport systems, to encourage players to interact with the world and increase player vulnerabilities.
– Despite all this, griefing tends to be less common in our community, as there’s also a desire to connect and build alliances between clans.
The Details
Every year we start up a new map for our community to play on. Our new version for this Summer launched on June 14th, 2024, and we are eager to welcome new people into the community! Log in to check out our player built spawn, and say hello! There is plenty of room to grow. Found a clan, buy a plot, leave your lasting mark on the legacy of our server!
We have a record of 6 years of consistent summer semi-vanilla servers and winter modded servers. If you are looking for a LONG-TERM community that you can count on returning year after year, consider joining us! And if you are ever nostalgic, we keep all previous summer editions of the server archived to visit!
We hope to see you in our community – you can join our Discord server ( discord.gg/axPxbkt ) for announcements and more information, or just join the server and play along that way. Be careful to protect your things though, some of our players have nimble fingers!
Rules:Play in good faithBe respectful of other playersNo asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoyingGriefing is allowed, lavacasting is notNo cheatingAlt accounts must be known to staffNo releasing personal information about another playerDo not circumvent intended server behavior
ml.newmineland.com
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Dwarven-donuts and Llama Drama: The Epic Minigame Adventure
#youtube, Adventure, Arcade, Arena, Bedwars, Bomb Lobbers, Casual, creative building, Drama, Dwarvendonuts, Epic, games, Homelands, Llama, Minigame, Network, party games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, temple run, Trailer, Unique, Version 1.8, world generationDwarvencraft Network
A brand new Network for all sorts of minigames! PvP Games, Casual Arcade Games, Skyblock, Creative Building, and unique survival experiences!
FAQ
Question Answer When did the project start? The project started in 2016 and was paused in 2018, until now. What games do you offer? We offer PvP Games such as The Arena, Skywars, and Bedwars, Casual Arcade Games like Temple Run and Party Games, as well as Skyblock and Creative Building in Homelands. What version do you support? We support Version 1.8 – latest. Are your maps unique? Yes, every map on our server is unique, providing a new and fresh experience for players.
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HoppsWilde Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja cats who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills. Yes, you heard that right – ninja cats.
2. We have a secret underground lava parkour course that only the bravest players can conquer. Rumor has it that whoever completes it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you can literally have a never-ending supply of diamonds if you befriend this majestic bird.
4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether, where players can show off their best dance moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s a real blast, literally.
5. And last but not least, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. But shh, you didn’t hear that from me.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on s/fur and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!