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Minecraft SMP: MallRatMadness

90s movies, buddy comedy, comedy, cult classic, film analysis, gen-x, independent film, jay and silent bob, Jersey, kevin smith, mall culture, MallRatMadness, mallrats, mid 90s, Minecraft, noochiesthoughts, Nostalgia, pop culture, slacker culture, smp, snoochie boochie, stoner comedy, View Askew Universe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Void Armor Forged:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	5288
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky madness! Join us if you want to experience epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and ride on magical flying pigs to explore the vast world of Minecraft like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Snoochie Boochie Noochies, a group of mystical creatures who will grant you three wishes if you can find them hidden deep within the Nether. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all your enemies into harmless bunnies, but who knows what other crazy shenanigans you can get up to with the Snoochie Boochie Noochies by your side!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

RebelCraft Minecraft Server

Chaos, civil disobedience, controversy, criminal behavior, Democracy, Division, elon musk, Government, illegal activity, incitement, insurrection, lawlessness, Minecraft, Political unrest, protest, RebelCraft, Rebellion, resistance, sedition, Server, social media, tweet, uprising

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Magic Items Found:	8879
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and you’ll get to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even mine for diamonds on Mars! That’s right, Elon Musk himself has teamed up with us to bring you the most futuristic Minecraft experience ever.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with aliens and trade with intergalactic merchants. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown! Just click on the link and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP

American roulette, BETTING, Casino, chance, Double zero, european roulette, EuroRouletteOnlyMinecraftSMP, gambling, house edge, long tail, LOSING, MONEY, Odds, Risk, roulette wheel, scam, single zero, strategy, Table game, wheel game, winning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Are you tired of getting scammed by American roulette? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like European roulette – fair and square! Join us and experience a world where the odds are always in your favor (unless you’re facing a creeper, then all bets are off).

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining. Legend has it that he was tired of the same old boring servers and wanted a real challenge. So he came to us and now he’s just another player trying to survive in our crazy world.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments every week. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your PvP skills and become the ultimate champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of European roulette without the risk of getting scammed. Plus, you might even get to meet Herobrine and challenge him to a duel. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

$5M Shopaholic SMP

donate to charity, dream come true, Dream House, early retirement, financial freedom, Financial Security, help family, invest wisely, jackpot, lavish lifestyle, life-changing win, live the dream, Lottery, luxury car, MONEY, pay off debts, secure future, Shopaholic, shopping spree, smp, Splurge, travel the world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40

So you just won $5M, congrats! But forget about buying a fancy car or a big house, because the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden somewhere in our server is a diamond block that, when mined, will grant you unlimited diamonds for life! Yes, you heard that right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the richest and most powerful player in the history of Minecraft!

MineCraftLitLoot

10. Required reading, 11. Book suggestions, 12. Top books to read, 13. Books everyone should read, 14. Literary gems, 15. Books for life, 16. Important books, 17. Books to read before you die, 18. Best books of all time, 19. Books for personal growth, 2. Classic literature, 20. Life-changing books., 3. Book recommendations, 4. Literary masterpieces, 5. Essential reading, 6. Timeless classics, 7. Must-reads, 8. Book list, 9. Must-read literature, MineCraftLitLoot, must read books

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the literary masterpiece you’ve been waiting for! Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Book of Infinite Knowledge, rumored to hold the secrets of crafting a diamond pickaxe with just a potato and a stick. But beware, for the book is guarded by a horde of zombie librarians who will stop at nothing to protect their precious pages. So grab your enchanted armor and saddle up your trusty pig companion, because on this server, reading is not only fundamental, it’s downright dangerous! Join now and let the adventure begin!

SwissTaxCraft

affluent, assets, billionaires, discussion, Economy, finance, Government, income, INEQUALITY, legislation, Millionaires, policy, Proposal, REFORM, super rich, SwissTaxCraft, switzerland, Tax, Taxation, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5987
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

join this epic minecraft server and become richer than the super-rich in switzerland! build your own mansion made of diamonds and gold blocks, ride on a flying pig while shooting lasers from your eyes, and battle evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of killer bunnies.

if you join now, you will also get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops out enchanted armor. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with top hits from the 80s.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever created!

AutoBrewCraft

alcohol sales, AutoBrewCraft, Automation, autonomous vehicles, consumer behavior, convenience, drinking and driving, economic impact, Future, INCREASE, innovation, market growth, predictions, Retail, Safety, self driving cars, societal changes, societal impact, Technology, Transportation, trends

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	4142
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

So, like, imagine a world where self-driving cars are everywhere, right? And then imagine that because people don’t have to focus on driving, they can just party all the time! Like, they’ll be drinking and partying in their cars while they get chauffeured around. So, like, obviously alcohol sales will skyrocket because everyone will be getting turnt up in their self-driving cars.

And like, speaking of turnt up, you should totally join our Minecraft server because it’s like a non-stop party! We have virtual keg stands and pixelated beer pong tournaments. Plus, our virtual bartender is always ready to serve up some virtual drinks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually just a giant party animal. He’s always down to boogie down and have a good time. So come join us and get ready to party like it’s 1999 (or like it’s the future with self-driving cars and crazy alcohol sales)!

AlzCraft: Forget the Hypothesis!

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, amyloid hypothesis, beta-amyloid plaques, brain function, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, competitors, dementia, forget, Hypothesis, Medical research, Memory Loss, neurodegenerative disease, neurofibrillary tangles, neurology, neuroscientists, protein aggregation, researchers, scientific feat, treatment options

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	195
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

so like, u know how ppl are always talkin bout alzheimers and stuff? well, guess what, this server is like the cure for that. u join and ur memory gets soooo good, u’ll never forget where u put ur diamonds again. plus, we got this secret potion that makes u build like a pro. forget the amyloid hypothesis, join us and become a minecraft legend. trust me, it’s science.

Omnilands

active community, Adventure, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Events, Gear, landscape, player-driven, PvE, PvP, rare items, Shop, Structures, Survival, Trade, warrior, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to Omnilands – The Ultimate Survival Experience! Step into Omnilands, a premier Minecraft survival server where adventure, community, and creativity merge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a master builder, or a fierce warrior, Omnilands offers a perfect environment for all.

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Survival is just the beginning. Forge your own path, create lasting friendships, and build your legacy in the world of Omnilands. Adventure awaits—are you ready to take on the challenge?

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The AlexandriaSMP server: where you can talk smack, walk back, and never look back! #16+ #ByeByeQuiet

admins, age, AlexandriaSMP, ByeByeQuiet, Competitions, Coreprotect, Discord, Economy, Events, foliage, Fun, Interaction, Join, landscape, Mature, Minecraft, PvP, Server, shopping district, smack, smp, Talk, Trust, voice chat, walk, Website

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	4107
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Server Name	AlexandriaSMP
Focus	Community-Driven Minecraft Experience
Admin Team	Experienced 18+ Admin Team
World Generation	Enhanced 1.21+ map with Tectonic World Generation and Arboria
System	Trust-Based System with CoreProtect
Events	Regular bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, etc.
Economy	Thriving player-driven economy and shopping district

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can visit our website at https://alexandriasmp.com or connect with us on Discord at https://discord.gg/B6wX859ktw to get started.

Q: What is the age requirement to join the server?

A: AlexandriaSMP is for players who are 18 years and older.

Q: How are major server decisions made?

A: Major server decisions are made by the community through voting. Your input shapes the world we build together.

Q: Do I need to make land claims on this server?

A: No, AlexandriaSMP operates on trust with CoreProtect ensuring any issues related to land ownership are quickly resolved.

Q: What kind of events can I expect on AlexandriaSMP?

A: You can participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.

Q: Is there a shopping district on the server?

A: Yes, AlexandriaSMP has a well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy for added interaction and fun.

CraftyCruise Minecraft Server

6th anniversary, account binding, alg, arcade prize shop, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Bremerton secretary story, call to arms, CN Tierlist, CraftyCruise, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, discord FAQ, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Golden Hind ASMR, Guild Spreadsheet, Kasumi META, Long Island augs, Lore, Minecraft, ongoing event, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Shimakaze Archive, Ship Tier List, Story summary, U-96, Upcoming Event, wichita meta, Wiki

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cruise mission with Kasumi and Roma in swimsuits? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have Wichita going META and Shimakaze hiding in the archives. And don’t even get us started on Golden Hind’s ASMR sessions – they’re a real treat!

But that’s not all – we have Prinz Rupprecht playing catchup and Bremerton sharing her secretary story. Plus, u-96 and Long Island have some crazy augs that you won’t want to miss.

Join us for our upcoming 6th anniversary celebration, where things are going to get even more insane. And remember, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it when the game updates – and we don’t want that!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a discord when you have all this chaos to enjoy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.