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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9350 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 259 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
