buck broken Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MonkeyCraft: Where Monkeys Rule and Players Drool

ACKman, appealing art style., Broo Duragon, buck broken, dbs, Dr. Sneed, Drool, explosions, failed miserably, four different faces, Hipsters, jaded zoomer faggot, Mangaka, MonkeyCraft, monkeys, Players, Prolific, random shit, Rips off Journey to the West, ruined action series, rule, screaming, Sneed Land, third worlder shitposts, Toriko

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1690
Buildings Constructed:	47	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures that will make Journey to the West look like a walk in the park. Our fights are so intense, they revolve around screaming and explosions – who needs strategy when you have chaos, am I right?

Our server admin has a total of four different faces he can draw, and he cycles through them like a pro. Plus, he’s tried to start new series like (-ACKman, Broo Duragon, Sneed Land) but they failed miserably – talk about dedication!

And don’t even get me started on our Toriko rip-offs for DBS. We’re so buck broken that we just hope no one notices (spoiler alert: they do). But hey, at least we have some third worlder shitposts to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as it gets, join us now! Who needs Toriyama when you have us? Sorry not sorry, zoomer faggots – this server is where the real fun is at.

Thigh Highs & Creeper Guys – Minecraft Server

age, body positivity, clothing, Confidence, creeper, cringe, empowerment, fashion, fashion trends, Gender norms, guys, highs, Individuality, Minecraft, personal style, Self-expression, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Style, taboo, Thigh, thigh highs, Women, womens fashion

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crops Grown:	8740	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the thigh-high fashionistas out there!

Join us if you want to build your dream world while rocking the trendiest thigh highs in town. Who says you have to be a certain age to wear them? On our server, age is just a number and style knows no bounds.

Plus, rumor has it that on our server, male anons actually LOVE seeing players in thigh highs. So, if you want to impress those mysterious anons, this is the place to be.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most fashionable Minecraft server around. Join us now and strut your stuff in style!

GirlfriendCraft: Where pixel love blooms and creepers get jealous

Admiration, Affection, Blooms, CREEPERS, Crush, DATING, desire, dream girl, FANTASY, Girlfriend, GirlfriendCraft, heart’s desire, ideal partner, infatuation, jealous, longing, love, PIXEL, relationship, romance, Significant Other, soulmate, sweet girl, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	38
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are lit and the diamonds are dank! If you join us, you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are as cool as a polar bear wearing sunglasses.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare potions. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the luck of a leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And if you’re lucky, one of those wishes might just be to have a sweet girl like her as a girlfriend.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what EPIC treasures and hilarious shenanigans await you!

Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper

battle, brawl, challenge, Champion, clash, Combat, combatant, combativeness, Competition, Conflict, Contender, Crafty, creeper, Defeat, Duel, Fight, match, Royale.., showdown, steve, Struggle, Victory, warrior, winner

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!

So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

blowjobs, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreepers, Cultural differences, DATING, foreign dating, Gender Roles, Intimacy, Israeli, Israeli girls, love, oral sex, Personal experiences, relationships, sexual expectations, sexual preferences, Shack, social norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, traditional values

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6830	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Votes:	3232
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Votes:	9100	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

art, booru collection, catbox, Crafty, creations, drawing, drawing books, drawing programs, drawthread, Fun, Hide, ic drawing sticky, imgchest, Litterbox, MAYHEM, memes, names, NSFW deliveries, offsite options, Previous thread, references, Report, rules, Server, vidya

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3918	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft

affluent whites, Class, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, INEQUALITY, jew, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, Perspectives, Playing, prejudice, Privilege, Race, RichCraft, self-hating, sentiment, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Theyre, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Votes:	754
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.

Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

CraftyCreeperz, die off, Entertaining, Friends, motivation, Normalfags, owning a home, Vacations, Vax, Watching, watching a YouTuber, YouTuber

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

ass, behind, BOOTY, BootyCraft, Bottom, CHEEKY, Derrieres, desire, Digging, flirtatious, funny, humor, innuendo, japanese, playful, Provocative, question.., Slang, Suggestive, teasing, temptation, want some, お尻

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Towns Built:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz

#youtube, Admit, Admit it, amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Entertainment, funny, Happened, humor, internet, lolz, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, pixelated, Puns, quirky, social media, strange, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Video, viral

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mines Excavated:	3688
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails! Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you play your favorite tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creepers who have been trained to give out free hugs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!