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CatWatch Minecraft Server

Accommodation, aita, Boundaries, cat behavior, cat shedding, cat sitting, CatWatch, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, pet allergies, pet care, pet ownership, refusing to watch partner’s cat, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, travel expectations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any crazy cat ladies like the one in this story! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few psychotic meltdowns (but only from the creepers, not the players).

Looking for a server where you don’t have to babysit someone’s cat while they gallivant off to Japan? Look no further! Our server is cat-free (unless you count ocelots, but they’re much cooler anyway). Say goodbye to shedding, allergies, and crazy cat people demanding you stay at their house for weeks on end.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the burden of feline responsibilities. Who needs a pet when you can have a virtual world full of pixelated fun? Plus, we promise no one will blame you for not knuckling under to ridiculous demands – unless you count the angry mobs demanding you share your diamonds.

So come on over to our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. We can’t promise you won’t encounter any mental illness (those zombie pigmen can be pretty moody), but at least you won’t have to worry about watching someone’s cat while they jet off to exotic locales. It’s Minecraft madness at its finest – join us today!

CandleGateCraft

Asshole, bathroom, blowout, Boyfriend, Burning, candle, CandleGateCraft, Cloudy, Communication, Considerate, crazy, doormat, Girlfriend, House, lit candle, mad, misunderstanding, scented candle, smoke, smoke alarm, wicks

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Farms Harvested:	616
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old scented candles that actually have wicks and can cause your house to fill with smoke? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no candles will spontaneously combust!

Imagine a world where you can walk your virtual dogs without the fear of setting your bathroom on fire. Our server is the perfect place for considerate boyfriends who just want to light a candle without causing a smoke alarm frenzy.

Don’t be the asshole who accidentally sets their house on fire, join our server today and experience a candle-lit paradise without the risk of burning down your virtual home. Who knew candles could be so dangerous?

PsychoCraft SMP: OhShitMoment

chilling, Dangerous, disturbing behavior, manipulative, meeting people, oh shit moment, OhShitMoment, Personality Disorder, PsychoCraft, psychopath, red flags, smp, unsettling

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Farms Harvested:	552	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with a bunch of certified psychopaths! From lava traps to TNT cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, never knowing if your fellow players are plotting your demise. Who needs trust when you can have constant paranoia instead?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where everyone is just one step away from going full-on psycho. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

PixelLoveCraft

Affection, Bonding, closeness, comfort, Connection, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, eye contact, friendship, Intimacy, non-sexual intimacy, personal space, physical touch, PixelLoveCraft, sharing secrets, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability, warmth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Emeralds Found:	4195
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel closer to your fellow players than ever before? Look no further! Our server is so intimate, you’ll feel like you’re sharing a virtual hug with every block you break.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll swear you can hear the pixels whispering sweet nothings to you as you build your dream castle.

So come on, join us and experience the most intimate Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on. Just be warned, you may never want to leave once you’ve felt the warm embrace of our virtual world.

CraftyRapeLawsInIndia

advocacy, consent, CraftyRapeLawsInIndia, criminal justice, domestic violence, gender equality, gender-based violence, Government, Harsh, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, justice system, law enforcement, legal reform, marital rape, outlawed, patriarchy, sexual assault, social justice, victim advocacy, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic adventure where anything goes, just like the government in India thinking marital rape is A-OK!

On our server, you can build your dream world and defend it against all the haters out there. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just tell them that the government said it’s all good, just like they did with marital rape. It’s all about survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next government official making ridiculous arguments. The possibilities are endless!

NoRoyalKingLineage

Ancestry, common surname, European surname, family history, Family tree, Genealogy, heritage, History, King, Koenig, König, Koning, last name, lineage, non-royal, NoRoyalKingLineage, Royal lineage, surname, surname meaning, surname origins

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	4302	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

join our epic minecraft server where EVERYONE with the last name King, König, Koning or Koenig is treated like ROYALTY! even if they never had any royal lineage, we will make you feel like the KING (or queen) you were always meant to be!

imagine ruling over your own kingdom, complete with diamond thrones and creeper bodyguards. build majestic castles, ride on flying pigs, and battle dragons with your fellow royal family members.

but beware, there are rival families out to steal your crown and claim the throne for themselves. form alliances, wage wars, and show them who the REAL king (or queen) is!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the reign of the Kings, Königs, Konings, and Koenigs begin!

Tiny Tots Crafty Crew

Behavior, Classrooms, Crafty, CREW, Development, discovery, early childhood, education, Kids, learning, molecules, movement, movement patterns, Observation, patterns, Physicists, preschool, research, Science, Similarities, study, Tiny, tots, water vapour

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2829
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Enchanted Factions

Challenges, Custom Enchants, custom structures, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Experience, Factions, Gear, Ip:, Land Claim, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Missions, Players, Premium, quests system, Raiding, Rewards, Slots, Survival, Towns, Treasures, Version, Villages

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5514
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Enchanted Realms – Premium Survival Experience IP: eu.enchantedfactions.com Version: 1.20+ Slots: Plenty for all survival enthusiasts!

Custom Enchants – Discover hundreds of unique enchantments to make your gear even more powerful! Land Claim – Secure your land, build towns and villages, and protect them from other players! Custom Structures – Explore beautifully crafted and dangerous structures generated across the world, full of treasures and challenges you won’t find on regular servers! Quests System – Dive into intricate quests that guide you through the world, offering unique tasks and valuable rewards! Events and Special Missions – Participate in regular events, win prizes, and become a legendary survivor!

eu.enchantedfactions.com

mc.MINESLOPE.ru | Best vanilla + SlopeClassic Minecraft server

administration, Clans, creativity, Donations, Duels, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Farms, Ip:, Minecraft, Modes, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Plugins, Private, Projects, Quests, Russian, Server, Shops, SlopeClassic, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Version, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

? MineSlope – a new era of Minecraft servers!

✅ Several game modes, friendly players, active administration, comfortable plugins and unusual events – you will find all this on the MineSlope server.

? Find new friends, become a legendary player and build large-scale (and not so large-scale) projects on a new developing project.

? IP: mc.mineslope.ru

?️ Server version: 1.21-1.21.1

? Our modes:

• Vanilla – vanilla survival according to all the canons of Minecraft. No private meetings, no teams, no creativity. Nothing extra: just you, other players and the world. Create your projects, build shops, farms and everything you want right here!

• SlopeClassic—classic survival according to (almost) all the canons of old servers: privates, teams, cases, pvp, titles, auction, shops, warps, clans, work, custom enchantments. However, despite this, there is nothing superfluous on the server! Everything is set up simply and concisely, so you won’t see a bunch of endless garbage on your screen. And the main feature of the mode is the most beautiful world generation, which you will not find anywhere else. Play on SlopeClassic and become the most influential player on the server.

Become part of a rapidly developing project, participate in events and competitions, become the best player!

Have a nice game on MineSlope!

Key words (for search):

Best server! work, enchantments, crafts, clans, guilds, weddings, nothing more, private, without private, auction, ah, market, shops, economy, donation, sponsor, mineslope, mineslope, pvp, pve, levels, whales, sets, classic, vanilla, anarchy, market, rare wipes, pirated, without a license, parkour, events, events, competitions, spawn, survival, without commands, cases, with cases, without launcher

mc.mineslope.ru

Invisible Eggplant [SMP] 1.21.1 Java Bedrock Public McMMO

1.21.1, 99.99% uptime, bedrock, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, eggplant, Halloween, hard difficulty, INVISIBLE, java, levelled mobs, Lockable Chests, MCMMO, Player Shops, Public, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, smp, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Dynmap

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Invictus SMP ⛏️

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020, to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 185+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty (Levelled mobs for Halloween!)
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Dynmap
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version.
Is the server public?	Yes, our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone!
How many seasons are you currently on?	We are currently on our 9th season.
Do you have community events?	Yes, we have regular community events for players to participate in.