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ZogCraft Minecraft Server

$15/hr, better policies, cash tips, family homes, free college tuition, immigration, income limit, increased border security, Israel, jacking up rents, Jews, kamala, locked up nigs, Minecraft, minimum wage, nigs, Not a zog shill, oil and gas development, poisoning public water supplies, poor White people, Prices, Prosecutor, REIT Jews, retire in comfort, Server, slave labor, social security, spics, tax cuts, tax on tips, TAXES, trump, unlimited free abortions, war with Iran, white people, ZOGcraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, like unlimited free abortions for nigs and spics (whatever those are), free college tuition for White people, and raising the minimum wage to $15/hr for poor White folks.

But wait, there’s more! We prevent those sneaky REIT Jews from buying family homes and jacking up the rents, cut taxes for White people by $6,000/year, and even raise taxes on Jews to make up for it. And don’t even get us started on the income limit on social security – we remove it so White people can retire in comfort!

Compare that to Trump, who just wants war with Iran for Israel and tax cuts for Jews. Yawn. Plus, Kamala has a killer policy of “No tax on tips” (because cash tips are already not taxed, duh) and unlimited oil and gas development to poison public water supplies. Sounds like a blast, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…for White people, that is. 😉🔥🎮

CraftyCreeperGang Minecraft SMP

#exciting, amusing, Captivating, CraftyCreeperGang, delightful, Engaging, Enjoyable, Entertaining, enthralling, exhilarating., Fascinating, Fun, INTERESTING, Lively, Minecraft, pleasurable, smp, Thrilling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Star Shards Collected:	167
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep have wings, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes like enchanted armor and rare items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockBullyz

aita, anorexia, Avoiding, BlockBullyz, Boundaries, Communication, eating disorder, Friends, Guilt, high school, mental health, personal information, PITY, privacy, Respect, shame, Social, strangers, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	4527
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero high school gossip drama! Unlike that girl who spilled the beans about your personal life, we promise to keep your secrets safe and sound. Plus, our server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about who’s skipping lunch. Join us for a drama-free zone and leave the high school gossip behind!

TrainCraft: FastTrack Fiasco

emergency response, Europe, fast train network, FastTrack, Fiasco, France, French railways, high speed trains, international news, massive attack, national security, passenger safety, Police investigation, public transportation, Safety concerns, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist activity., train travel, Traincraft, Transportation, travel disruption

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mines Excavated:	3239	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have a “massive attack” on fast trains! hop on board as we ride through the pixelated countryside, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. our trains go so fast, you’ll feel like you’re flying through the air! plus, our conductor is a talking pig named bacon who will keep you entertained with his hilarious jokes and puns. so grab your pickaxe and hop on the tracks, because this train ride is one you won’t want to miss!

DressCraft vs PantCraft

body anatomy, clothing, cultural norms, DressCraft, dresses, fashion, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, gender norms reversal, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Men’s Fashion, PantCraft, reproductive organs, societal expectations, societal norms, trousers, womens fashion

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	42
Falling into the Void:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

come join our minecraft server where the pigs wear tutus and the cows wear tuxedos! you won’t find a more wacky and wild place to play minecraft than here. our world is filled with upside down houses, flying sheep, and talking creepers.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a dragon made entirely out of cheese. true story.

if you’re looking for a server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then look no further. join us today and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a pair of enchanted pants that make you fly. it could happen.

SodaCraft: Fueling Submarine Adventures

Adventures, alternative fuel, chemical reaction, clean energy, coffee grounds, environmental innovation., fuel cells, Fueling, green energy, hydrogen fuel, hydrogen production, marine vehicles, mit, powering engines, renewable energy, research discovery, scientists, Seawater, soda cans, SodaCraft, submarine, Submarines, sustainable technology, sustainable transportation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1496	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Buildings Constructed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Well, do we have the server for you!

Picture this: you spawn in and BOOM, you’re surrounded by soda cans, seawater, and coffee grounds. But wait, there’s more! These ain’t just any ordinary items, oh no. These bad boys are gonna help you produce hydrogen fuel like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine cruising around in a submarine, sucking up seawater like it’s your job, all while powering engines and fuel cells with the magic of soda cans and coffee grounds. It’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in the best way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got soda cans and coffee grounds, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

ElleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, anti-trans, Backlash, Boring, cancel culture, controversy, criticism, debate, discrimination, discussion, elle palmer, ElleCraft, Gender Identity, influencer, intolerance, LGBTQ, Minecraft, online content, opinion, Server, social media, Transgender, Video

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4519
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Animals Bred:	73
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and even ride pigs into battle (yes, you read that right).

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server is so anti-trans…wait, scratch that. Our server is so pro-trans that even the creepers are wearing rainbow tutus! You won’t find a more inclusive and accepting community anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs). See you there, fellow blockheads!

ClapCraft SMP – 25 Minutes of Villager Applause

Accountability, America, applause, ClapCraft, controversy, criticism, Democracy, Ethics, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, Justice, leadership, Minutes, morality, Outrage, Political, protest, public opinion, smp, Social Issues, villager, war criminal

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Join us for the chance to participate in epic battles against evil mobs and rival factions, all while enjoying 25 minutes of applause for a war criminal!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of highly trained llamas. Rumor has it that the bunker was built by a group of ancient aliens who left behind powerful artifacts for those brave enough to find them.

If that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a special event every week where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in aerial combat with giant chickens. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely not something you want to miss out on!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

AdoptiveParentDramaCraft

adopted kids, adoption, adoptive parents, AdoptiveParentDramaCraft, Boundaries, Clout, gay man, happy family, lecturing, oversharing, owe them nothing, personal circumstances, personal information, privacy, Shaming, single parent, social media, stigma, Trauma, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsolicited advice

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and just focus on building epic creations!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs! Our server is so magical, even the creepers are friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Looking for a place to show off your building skills and make new friends? Look no further! Our community is full of awesome players who love to team up and conquer the virtual world together.

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and diamonds just waiting to be discovered. But shh, don’t tell anyone! It’s our little hidden gem.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft journey and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough like our server owner did with his adopted kids! Just kidding, we don’t actually have any adopted kids running around in the game…or do we? 😉

Blocktopia: Life, Crafting, & Laughs

blocktopia, Crafting, deep meaning, deep thoughts, existential questions, existentialism, finding meaning, inner fulfillment, introspection, laughs, Life, life’s journey, life’s purpose, life’s significance, personal philosophy, philosophical reflections, profound insights, purpose of existence, real meaning of life, searching for truth, Self Discovery, self-realization, Soul searching, spiritual quest

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of pondering life’s deepest questions like “What is the real meaning of life for you?” Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has all the answers! Join us and embark on a hilarious quest to uncover the ultimate purpose of existence while fighting off zombie chickens and riding pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never look at life the same way again after joining our server. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to eternal happiness lies hidden within our pixelated world. So why wait? Join now and start your epic journey to enlightenment (and maybe find some diamonds along the way)!