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Crafty McCraftface: The Server That Will Still Be Running in 2024

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is from the FUTURE – 2024 to be exact! We’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even talking creepers! And if you still believe in Jesus, well, you might just find him mining diamonds in our virtual world. So come join us for a wild ride through time and space – just don’t forget your tin foil hat!

Socially Awkward Crafters: Where avoiding people is a skill!

anxiety, avoidance, avoidance behavior, avoidance patterns, avoidant personality disorder, Avoiding, awkward, coping mechanisms, Crafters, fear, ISOLATION, mental health, people, Problems, running away, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behaviors, skill, social anxiety, socially, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	595
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Animals Bred:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life responsibilities and interactions? Do you find yourself constantly running away from everything like a chicken with its head cut off? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server where you can avoid all your problems, just like the owner who also has avoidant personality disorder! We promise you won’t have to face any pesky responsibilities or social interactions here. In fact, we encourage you to run away from everything, even yourself!

So come join us on this wild adventure of avoidance and escapism. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to hide in?

Blocky Blunders: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes, and even participate in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

IndecisiveCraft: Where even the creepers can’t make up their minds!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of its eyes!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Want to fight a dragon made out of cheese? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting Minecraft adventure of all time? Don’t miss out, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyNiji – Where Nijisanji EN Fans Unite to Build, Explore, and LOL!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	6118	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a redstone contraption gone wrong. Our server is like the Nijisanji EN YouTube channels on steroids – with more drama, more laughs, and more virtual shenanigans than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

From the chaotic realm of LazuLight to the mystical lands of Ethyria, our server is a melting pot of creativity and chaos. Rumor has it that the Luxiem district is haunted by ghostly Endermen who love to photobomb your screenshots. And don’t even get us started on the ILUNA faction – those guys throw the best block parties in town!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – because in our world, anything can happen!

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead can’t resist our killer gameplay! RIP ‘> daughter dies’

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	589168	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of dealing with crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we don’t tolerate any whining – unless it’s from the zombies getting their butts kicked by our players! We promise you won’t hear any “Waaah waaah” here, just epic adventures and endless fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your Minecraft skills will skyrocket to epic levels and you’ll become the ultimate block-building master. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave the crybabies behind!

Crafty Down Under: Aussie Memes and Political Shenanigans Server

assailants, Aus, Aussie, Australia, Bodies, bondi junction, central west, Crafty, crime, investigation, memes, murder, News, POL, Police, Political, School, Server, Shenanigans, shipping container, shopping centre, Stabbing, Sydney, teenagers, violence, West

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	9939	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Need a break from building? Take a stroll through our virtual shopping center where you might just run into a zombie or two doing some retail therapy.

Feeling competitive? Challenge other players to a PvP battle that’s more intense than a creeper explosion.

With so much excitement happening on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Dragons – Minecraft Server for Dragon Enthusiasts!

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Crafty, Cycle, dd2, ddg, Dragon.., dragon’s Dogma, dragons, enthusiasts, hired pawn, Minecraft, op, PABG edition, patch notes, Pawn Sheet, pawnguild, pawns, Server, Skills, Steam, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server with a PABG (Pawn’s Adventure Battle Grounds) edition!

Imagine a world where you can create your own pawn and battle it out with other players in epic quests and adventures. Official Capcom Survey? We don’t need that, we’ve got our own crazy surveys that will have you laughing for days.

Patch Notes? Who needs those when you can experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next! And don’t even get us started on our Dragon’s Dogma 2 Skills, Core Skills, and Augments – they’re so powerful, they’ll make your head spin!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a battle against a dragon with a pawn as your trusty sidekick. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

LOLcraft: The Lmao Server – Where Creeper explosions are just a punchline away!

1. Lmao, 10. Satire, 11. Relationships, 12. Dating, 13. Life lessons, 14. Reality check, 15. Truth hurts, 16. Funny, 17. Hilarious, 18. Women’s perspective, 19. Generation gap, 2. Moids, 20. Stereotypes., 3. Hit the wall, 4. Fast, 5. Humor, 6. Men, 7. Aging, 8. Gender dynamics, 9. Social commentary, creeper, explosions, lmao, LolCraft, PUNCHLINE, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mines Excavated:	1471

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the mobs move at a snail’s pace? Well, look no further because on our server, the mobs hit the wall so fast you’ll think they’re speed demons on a mission! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to outmaneuver these lightning-fast mobs and survive the chaos. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to keep up with the moids that hit the wall so fast!

Beep Beep Boop Boop Craft: Where even smoke detectors have a sense of rhythm!

ANNOYING, Beep, beeping, black people, Boop, Community, Craft, Cultural differences, Detectors, fire prevention, Frustration, home safety, household habits, ignorance, inaction, living conditions, maintenance, neglect, noise pollution, racial bias, RESPONSIBILITY, Rhythm, safety hazard, sense, smoke, smoke detectors, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	192	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crops Grown:	3611	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a snoring Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even smoke detectors can’t handle it! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers while jamming out to the beeping symphony of smoke detectors set to the rhythm of every 5 seconds. It’s like a dubstep concert in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on. Rumor has it that he once tried to grief our server, but ended up getting pranked by a group of mischievous pigs who stole his diamond sword and replaced it with a carrot. Now he’s too embarrassed to show his pixelated face around here!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community this side of the End portal. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism for all the outrageous stories you’ll hear. See you in the blocky world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy smoke detector)!