Btfo MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NinjaTrainMC Server

Server, self improvement, commitment to excellence, hard work, Japan

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your responsibilities? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a mission to train in the ancient art of Minecraft warfare to finally BTFO Japan. That’s right, we’ve been secretly training since April 20, 2005 to take down our unsuspecting foes.

Every day, we chant “mai nichi, mai nichi, renshyou wo mashita” as we sharpen our skills and prepare for the ultimate showdown. Will you join us in our quest for domination? Or will you be left in the dust as we conquer the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculousness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

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TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Christroons, debate, theology, Argument, Debunked

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

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PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

debate, perspective, controversy, tweet, WOMAN

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

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/v/ArgueCraft Minecraft Server

Defeat, V, online argument, internet, vArgueCraft

Are you tired of getting into boring arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be able to destroy your opponents so hard that they’ll never want to reply again! Join us for epic battles and epic burns that will leave your enemies speechless. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly griefer who will help you take down anyone who dares to challenge you. So come join us if you dare, and show everyone who’s the real boss in the world of Minecraft!

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TrumpRogan’sMCServer

controversy, Media, president, Podcast, interview

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

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AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

political memes, political backlash, POL, social media, political commentary

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

European Central Bank, central banking, ecb, Official, global economy

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the ECB had to lower rates by 25 BPWE just to keep up with us! We are so backfed that even the biggest trolls are BTFO when they see what we have to offer. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime – join our server now and see what all the hype is about!

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NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

MAYHEM, military technology, Defense, military strength, Expenditure

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

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Haruhikage’s Minecraft Mixtape

talented songwriter, talented band, Mixtape, Sequel, talented performer

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legendary Haruhikage reigns supreme! This server is so lit that even the creators of Minecraft themselves bow down to her talent. Rumor has it that Haruhikage’s music is so fire that it can literally melt your blocks into diamonds.

Join our server and witness Haruhikage’s epic return, where she will slay all her enemies with her killer tunes. Will the other players be left crying on the floor, begging for mercy as they are absolutely destroyed by her new band? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the musical mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might even get a chance to jam with Haruhikage herself and become a Minecraft rockstar! #HaruhikageRocks

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Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

Crafty, Conflict, resistance movement, Militia, Chaos

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

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