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NinjaTrainMC Server

April 20 2005, BTFO, Commitment, commitment to excellence, daily routine, Dedication, dedication to craft, dedication to mastery., dedication to training, determination, discipline, Focus, hard work, Japan, Japanese culture, Martial Arts, NinjaTrainMC, perseverance, secret training, self improvement, Server, Training

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your responsibilities? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a mission to train in the ancient art of Minecraft warfare to finally BTFO Japan. That’s right, we’ve been secretly training since April 20, 2005 to take down our unsuspecting foes.

Every day, we chant “mai nichi, mai nichi, renshyou wo mashita” as we sharpen our skills and prepare for the ultimate showdown. Will you join us in our quest for domination? Or will you be left in the dust as we conquer the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and ridiculousness that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9806
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Void Gems Collected:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mines Excavated:	4360	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	42

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

PixelPoppin Minecraft SMP

black and white, BTFO, controversy, debate, Diversity, empowerment, equality, intersectionality, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Minecraft, opinion, perspective, pill, PixelPoppin, representation, response, smp, social media, tweet, validation, viral tweet, WOMAN

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	377678
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of getting absolutely destroyed by a lesbian woman on Twitter? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and show off your building skills to assert dominance over all! Plus, rumor has it that the lesbian woman herself plays on our server and she’s looking for some friendly competition. Will you rise to the challenge or crumble under her mighty tweets? Join now and find out!

/v/ArgueCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, Argument, BTFO, Confrontation, debate, Defeat, discussion, forum, internet, keyboard warrior, meme warfare., Minecraft, ONLINE, online argument, Online Community, Replying, Server, trolling, trolling culture, V, vArgueCraft, Victory

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9044	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of getting into boring arguments on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be able to destroy your opponents so hard that they’ll never want to reply again! Join us for epic battles and epic burns that will leave your enemies speechless. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly griefer who will help you take down anyone who dares to challenge you. So come join us if you dare, and show everyone who’s the real boss in the world of Minecraft!

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Falling into the Void:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Votes:	9128
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

#announcement, 25 BP, BTFO, central banking, CraftyCreeperz, ecb, Economy, European Central Bank, Fed, finance, financial institutions, global economy, interest rates, LOWERS RATES, Market reaction, Minecraft, monetary policy, News, Official, rate cut, Server, stimulus, we are back

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the ECB had to lower rates by 25 BPWE just to keep up with us! We are so backfed that even the biggest trolls are BTFO when they see what we have to offer. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime – join our server now and see what all the hype is about!

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

Alliance, Billions, BTFO, Budget, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, dollars, Equipment, Expenditure, Hardware, International, MAYHEM, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military technology, Minecraft, nato, NATOs, SECURITY, Server, WEAPONRY

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Emeralds Found:	3326	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	6285	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	255
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Items Found:	1804
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Haruhikage’s Minecraft Mixtape

begging, best song, BTFO, COMEBACK, Haruhikage, Haruhikages, kissing feet, Minecraft, Mixtape, Music, new band, Sequel, TALENTED, talented artist, talented band, talented group, talented musician, talented performer, talented singer, talented songwriter, talented vocalist

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Emeralds Found:	4028
Runes Activated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the legendary Haruhikage reigns supreme! This server is so lit that even the creators of Minecraft themselves bow down to her talent. Rumor has it that Haruhikage’s music is so fire that it can literally melt your blocks into diamonds.

Join our server and witness Haruhikage’s epic return, where she will slay all her enemies with her killer tunes. Will the other players be left crying on the floor, begging for mercy as they are absolutely destroyed by her new band? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the musical mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might even get a chance to jam with Haruhikage herself and become a Minecraft rockstar! #HaruhikageRocks

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Noobs Beware!

anti-Israel, anti-semitism, BEWARE, BTFO, Chads, Chaos, Conflict, Crafty, creeper, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, Islamic fundamentalism, kikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military tactics, Militia, Noobs, political violence, Propaganda, radicalization, resistance movement, sectarianism, Terrorism

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Buildings Constructed:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	673858
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Hezbollah chads are constantly BTFO’ing kikes! If you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting happens, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for epic battles where Hezbollah chads use their mad skills to take down kikes left and right. Witness the insane strategies and mind-blowing teamwork as they dominate the battlefield.

But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons and armor that will give you the edge in combat. Want to ride into battle on a giant flying pig? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and mayhem for yourself. Just be prepared for the unpredictable and outrageous adventures that await you.

SizzleCraft Minecraft Server

ajelulla, Detoxification, Finnish sauna, health benefits, hot stone therapy, infrared sauna, mental clarity, Minecraft, nyymit, painos, Relaxation, sauna, sauna culture, sauna experience, self-care, Server, SizzleCraft, spa day, steam room, stress relief, sweat therapy, traditional sauna, wellness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2405	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us on nyymit ajelulla -painos for the most epic and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are dancing to dubstep!

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of chickens that lay golden eggs. And if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear!

So what are you waiting for? Join nyymit ajelulla -painos today and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a pair of dancing shoes!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

character profiles, chat client, Drama, Eicon search tool, emotional beats, erotic roleplaying, F-List, fetishes, Fluffy, Gang, group forums, kinks, Llama, Minecraft, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplay partners, roleplayers, site advertising, site critique., site drama, site gossip, smp, webchat

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crops Grown:	6430
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	6618	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the true essence of creativity and roleplaying! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and of course, EXTRA BIG TITS!

Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and create the most outrageous characters. From building epic structures to engaging in intense roleplay, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is as kink-filled and depraved as ours? We have more drama than a soap opera and more kinks than you can shake a stick at. So, if you’re looking for a place to let loose and explore your wildest desires, look no further!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us on our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our world of madness and mayhem!

What are Minecraft servers like ImpendMC ?

Community, death, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Hardcore, Kit, Kit Server, LifeSteal, Meet, Minecraft, multiplayer, new people, ONLINE, Play, play with, PvP, Random Kit, Randomize, randomized, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	503805
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to ImpendMC include:

1. PvPWars – This server offers intense PvP battles and unique gameplay modes for players looking for a competitive experience.

2. TheArchon – Known for its variety of game modes and active community, TheArchon is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic Minecraft server experience.

3. Mineplex – With a focus on mini-games and competitive gameplay, Mineplex is a great option for players who enjoy a mix of PvP and PvE challenges.

4. Hypixel – As one of the largest Minecraft servers, Hypixel offers a wide range of game modes and activities for players of all skill levels.

5. CosmicPvP – For players interested in a PvP-centric experience, CosmicPvP offers intense battles and unique gameplay features to keep players engaged.

Whether you’re looking for intense PvP battles, mini-games, or a friendly community to join, there are plenty of Minecraft servers similar to ImpendMC that offer a range of experiences for players to enjoy.

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Villages Defended:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, Broken Promise, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, HiRyS, hololive, irys, Jet tag, MerchRyS, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Originals, Promise Mini series, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Twilight, Voicepacks

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5577
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7408	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than this server that promises you a mini-series of epic proportions! Join now and get your hands on a plushie rerun that will make all your friends jealous. Need a clear folder to keep all your Minecraft secrets safe? We got you covered! Plus, our starter merch is so epic, it’ll make you feel like a Minecraft superstar.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the insanity of our 2024 Valentines merch and get ready for a wild ride. Want to cuddle up with a 2.0 plushie while you play? We’ve got that too! And don’t even get us started on our acrylics – they’ll make your Minecraft world pop like never before.

Join now for voicepacks that will make you laugh, cry, and everything in between. Plus, our OMOCAT merch is so cool, it’ll make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got archives full of songs, clips, and spaces that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

athletes, CANCELLED, community theater, Competition, controversy, criticism, Drama, elderly abuse, Entertainment, gasses, Hollyjew, KWAB, Military, Performance, Rampage, sports, Tony, tripple aids, Vince, wrestling, Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8992	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Votes:	1686
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.

But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?

Mine >2008 Minecraft Server

2008, Advancements, comparison, console, Evolution, Gaming, gaming industry, graphics, graphics comparison, gt2008, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old vs new, PC, progress, Retro, Server, Shadow Generations, still looks better, Technology, video games, visual improvement

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were designed in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, it makes games from 2008 look like they were made by cavemen! Join us and experience graphics so crisp, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Pigeon. This majestic creature soars through the skies dropping feathers that grant you the power of flight. Who needs wings when you have the Ender Pigeon on your side?

And if you’re feeling lucky, take a trip to our Nether realm where you can challenge the Blaze King to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever can out-dance the Blaze King will be granted the power to control fire itself. Just make sure you stretch before you bust a move, those flames can get pretty hot!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs shadow generations when you can have this level of insanity?

WELL WELL WELL Minecraft SMP

0.1%, anticipation, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, forum, Game, Inevitable, Liverchads, Liverpool, match, Minecraft, moment, outcome, prediction, Score, smp, sports, Thread, well

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos-filled adventure you’ve been looking for!

Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing chaos and mayhem for all who dare to enter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Cookies” trade, where players can exchange precious diamonds for delicious cookies baked by our server owner’s grandma.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the games begin!

Laser Beam UK Minecraft Server

Advanced, aerospace, anti-drone, beam, ceramic materials, Defense, drone defense, Drones, Engineering, innovation, laser, laser system, microwaves, Military, military technology, Minecraft, porous ceramics, Protection, SECURITY, Server, Shielding, Technology, uk, WEAPONRY

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6103
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of pesky drones invading your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a top-secret laser system built by the UK to shoot down any unwanted flying pests! And guess what? All you need to protect yourself from the lasers is some cheap porous ceramics! But be warned, ceramic sh*t won’t shield you against microwaves, so watch out for those sneaky attacks! Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laser battles and ceramic chaos!

Million Dollar Profits Minecraft SMP

Dollar, eternal health, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, forever.., health investments, healthy aging, healthy lifestyle, holistic wellness, investment strategies, life extension, live healthy, Long-term Health, Longevity, MILLION, million dollar profits, Minecraft, PROFITS, retirement goals, smp, sustainable living, wealth management, Wealth preservation

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of dying in Minecraft and losing all your stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, our magical world has a secret potion that will keep you alive and healthy for eternity. Say goodbye to respawning at your bed and hello to immortality!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Tree. Yes, you heard that right – a tree that grows bacon! Imagine never having to hunt for food again because you have a never-ending supply of delicious bacon at your fingertips.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where you can live healthy and forever, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where bacon grows on trees. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!