| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5607 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Votes: | 6793 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
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| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4522 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 477 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1936 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1864 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 86 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3984 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 474 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 2556 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Mines Excavated: | 3742 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 198 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 778 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1014 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9602 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2489 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4173 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 1134 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 27280 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 6171 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5536 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
