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Tea Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	5557	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about boiling tea water in the microwave ever again! Our server is equipped with state-of-the-art tea brewing stations in every virtual corner, so you can enjoy a perfectly brewed cup of tea while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.

So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6773	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server, where we take fake to a whole new level! Join us for a crazy ride filled with roleplaying, kinks, and more depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	944	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Farms Harvested:	707	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5782
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!

Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mines Excavated:	1280
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!

THE Only Meme Coin You’ll Need in the Upcoming Supercycle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	221	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the meme supercycle is coming and we are not just another server – we are ticking all the boxes for memecoins destined to hit a $1B+ market cap!

Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.

Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!

Limbus Co. General Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mines Excavated:	3705	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll battle creepy creatures and unravel mind-bending puzzles. But beware, the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest players can survive its twists and turns!

Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8359
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Bobby, the unsuspecting player who accidentally became a chef in the virtual world! Watch as he navigates through the treacherous lands, battling mobs and gathering ingredients to create the most delicious dishes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Will Bobby rise to the top as the ultimate culinary master, or will his creations be a recipe for disaster? Join now to find out and maybe even score a taste of his legendary creeper casserole!