Bryan Danielson MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

SMPBryanSlayer – >Ends Bryan’s career with a guitar… in Minecraft SMP

guitar attack, career, Minecraft, Retirement, Bryans

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and unexpected twists. Need a reason to join? Well, how about the time we ended Bryan’s career with a guitar shot in-game? Yeah, that’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level here. Who knew a virtual guitar could be so deadly? So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few guitar shots), then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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NashThreads Minecraft Server

samefag, meme dead, Minecraft, meme growth, Monitoring

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

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CraftyWorldLeaderEU

european politics, global challenges, leader, diplomat, global leadership

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the pigs fly! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese. true story, bro.

if you want to be part of the most epic adventure of your life, join us now! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. plus, our community is filled with the coolest players who will help you build the most insane creations.

so what are you waiting for? join us now at freeWorldLeader.aternos.me and become the ultimate minecraft champion!

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Blocky Pandemic Escape

travel restrictions, Covid-19, vaccine distribution, post-pandemic, remote work

haha remember when covid-19 was like sooo 5 years ago? well guess what, this server is like a time machine to a world where covid is just a distant memory. we got pigs flying, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. join us for a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and ridiculousness. why join? because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a dragon while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples? come on, you know you want to.

Server IP: timeMachine.Laughingstock.com

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CommunityCraft

No Stealing, Trust, Creative world server, no land claims, No Griefing

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Java & Bedrock IP:	play.communitycraft.online
Discord:	https://discord.gg/CommunityCraft
BlueMap:	http://bluemap.communitycraft.online

CommunityCraft SMP is a community-driven server where players can enjoy cooperative survival in a challenging environment. With multiple owners, the server is managed collaboratively to create a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

FAQ

Questions	Answers
What kind of server is this?	1.21.4 / Cooperative Survival / Hard Difficulty Java & Bedrock compatibility Proximity Simple Voice Chat Player-led economy NO paid ranks or pay-to-win features No cheating, stealing, or griefing
How do I join?	Join our Discord, submit a brief application, and start playing on the server!

Condom Quest 1.21.2

sexual norms, ejaculation volume, safe sex, sexual awareness, sexual performance

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest ride of your life! We have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster made of cheese!

Explore our world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and watch it soar into the sky like a majestic potato!

Join our community of players who are just as crazy as you are – trust me, you’ll fit right in!

So what are you waiting for? Come on down and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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TowelTerrorMC

wrong, FIX, Dance, white towels, bleached spots

🤣🌟🎮 Join our EPIC Minecraft server where the towels are bleached, the carpet is a canvas, and the pillowcases are white as snow! 😂🚿🛏️

🌈🦄 Dive into a world where Proactive is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction, leaving a trail of bleach spots in its wake! 💥🔥

🤪🏰 Explore our server and witness the chaos firsthand as cousins battle it out over ruined towels and carpet stains! 🤼‍♂️🤯

🎉🎮 Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem of a family feud fueled by skincare products! 🤣🔥

🚀🎮 IP: bleachytowels.aternos.me 🎮🚀

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CraftyComradeZelenskyy

foreign relations, Russian asset, Oust, Ukraine, investigation

Are you tired of dealing with political drama and corruption in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your own virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a secret underground resistance movement against Russian influence in the gaming world. We’re fighting the good fight, one block at a time. Plus, rumor has it that Zelenskyy himself is a secret admin on our server, pulling the strings behind the scenes.

So come join us and help us take down Trump the Russian asset in the most epic way possible – by building giant statues of Zelenskyy and organizing virtual protests in the town square. It’s time to show the world that even in Minecraft, justice will prevail!

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ZelenskyCraft Minecraft Server

ZelenskyCraft, headlines, Ukraine, foreign affairs, Diplomacy

OMG u guys, u HAVE to join this cray cray Minecraft server, like for realz. It’s like, so lit, you’ll be crying tears of joy and shock just like after that Zelensky-Trump meeting.

I heard that on this server, Zelensky and Trump actually play Minecraft together and build giant walls to keep out creepers and zombies. It’s like, the most epic showdown ever, you won’t believe your eyes.

And get this, the server IP is like, totally insane: zelenskytrumpshowdown.aternos.me. Like, what even is that? But who cares, just join and witness the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s worth it.

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CraftyTrudeauSupportsUkraine

Politics, zelenskyy, Europe, Meeting, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trudeau fighting zombies and creepers in support of ukraine after a wild meeting with trump and zelenskyy! watch as trudeau builds a giant igloo to protect the villagers from the evil mobs, all while cracking jokes and making pancakes for everyone! join now for a chance to ride a polar bear into battle and explore the snowy lands with your friends! IP: trudeausnowadventures.aternos.me

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