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FortyCraft: Aging Blocks & Socks

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Animals Bred:	89
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Votes:	3284
Falling into the Void:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who think they know everything? Well, look no further! Our server is specifically designed for people in their 40s who are tired of dealing with immature players.

Join us and experience the thrill of building virtual worlds with fellow middle-aged gamers who understand the struggles of adulting. From discussing the best brand of orthopedic shoes to reminiscing about the good old days of dial-up internet, our community is full of like-minded individuals who are just trying to survive middle age one block at a time.

But beware, as you age on our server, you may start to notice some unexpected changes. Suddenly, your character may develop a bad back from sitting too long in front of the computer, or your virtual pets may start demanding early bird specials for their meals. Don’t worry, though, our server comes equipped with virtual retirement homes and senior centers to keep your aging avatars happy and healthy.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the hilarious side of aging in Minecraft. Who knew getting older could be so much fun?

WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	161	Emeralds Found:	312
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5316	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyActorsGuild

acting skills, amazing liars, Authenticity, believable characters, character portrayal, CONVINCING, CraftyActorsGuild, Deception, dramatic, emotional depth, Great actors, Hollywood, method acting, movie industry, must be, Performance, role playing, skilled performers, stage presence, talent, Theater

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	182210	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

berries, child development, childhood development, childhood nutrition, children’s food preferences, children’s taste preferences, CrispyCraft, Crunch, eating habits, food habits, food preferences, food research, food studies, food textures, food textures and children, fussy eaters, peanut butter, picky eaters, sensory experiences, sensory preferences, texture preferences, yogurt, Zone

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!

bedrock, CREEPERS, crossplay, Economy, euphoria, Homes, Ip:, java, Land Claim, March, Minecraft, Play, Plugins, PORT, Rtp, Scared, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7220
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Animals Bred:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	866
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Euphoria SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Euphoria SMP
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Basic Plugins	Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes
Current Season Start	March of this year

Server Info

Java IP	play.euphmc.net:19188
Bedrock IP	play.euphmc.net
Bedrock Port	54388

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the Java server?

You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188

2. What basic plugins are available on the server?

The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.

3. When did the current season start?

The current season started back in March of this year.

FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server

100 Years Quest, Adventure, Anime, art, countdown, Ending Theme, Erza, Fairy Tail, FairyCraft, FANTASY, Gray, guild, Hiro Mashima, Lucy, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Natsu, Quest, Server, special cover, two days left, Ueda, Wendy, Years

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4294	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Farms Harvested:	897
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where we have two days left until the start of the anime…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so lit that even anime characters are getting involved. We’ve got special art from Ueda himself to be used as a cover for the ending theme. Who knew Minecraft could be so anime-tastic? Join now for a chance to build your own anime world and maybe even befriend some real-life anime characters. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

culture, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Happy, Minecraft, Opinions, political beliefs, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political ideology, political system, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, VoteCraft, voted, Voting, voting rights, wokery

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!

MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown

Apology, Appearance, Communication, Confrontation, culture, edited photos, family drama, Incident, MIL, MILvsMOM, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, photographer, Revenge, showdown, traditional wear, ugly photos, Vanity, Vengeance, Wedding, wedding album

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that is so lit, it’ll make your MIL’s snide comments look like child’s play.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.

But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.

And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.

MoonLandingConspiracyGoneWild

apollo missions, Artemis, conspiracy theorists, Exploration, Lunar landing, Lunar surface, moon conspiracy, moon hoax, moon landing, Moon mission, moon missions., MoonLandingConspiracyGoneWild, narratives, NASA, outer space, programme, scientific advancements, space exploration, Successful, Technology, update

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta be ready for some outta dis world shenanigans! We got aliens, we got moon landings, we got conspiracy theories up the wazoo!

Join us and be part of the Artemis moon landing programme, where u can build ur own spaceship and fly to da moon to mine for rare space diamonds. But watch out, cuz there are aliens lurking in the shadows, ready to abduct u and probe u for information (literally)!

Conspiracy theorists gonna lose their minds when they see u on dis server, cuz we got secret government bases, hidden underground bunkers, and even a secret society of talking cows plotting world domination. Trust me, u ain’t seen nothin’ like dis before!

So come on down to our server and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. Just remember to bring ur tin foil hat and a sense of humor, cuz things are gonna get weird up in here!