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Crafty Kamala’s Minecraft Server

#BelieveSurvivors, #EndRapeCulture, #JusticeForVictims, #NoMoreSilence, #TimesUp, Accountability, allegations, child abuse, Crafty, Justice, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, Politics, presidential candidate, rape, Server, sexual assault, survivor, Trauma, Victim, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Kamala Harris is the ultimate boss battle! Join us and help us defeat her evil plans to become President by building epic fortresses and gathering allies to take her down. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of adventure anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save the world from Kamala Harris’s reign of terror!

GetInHereMC SMP

Get in here Get In here Get in Get get get Get in here Get get get in Get in here Get get In here Get Get get get in here Get in Get get get In here Get Get get in here Get get In here Get in, GetInHereMC, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the cha-cha, and creepers that moonwalk before exploding.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon (yes, a real fire-breathing dragon).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games like “Spleef on Ice” and “Parkour with Pigs”.

So what are you waiting for? Get get get in here and join the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, airfare, art school, art supplies, Budget, compromise, contract, cousin, Exploitation, Hotel, live painter, market rate, mexico, Minecraft, payment, Portfolio, price guide, Server, talent, unprofessional, Wedding, wedding day, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring weddings with no live painters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of virtual live painting at weddings!

Imagine walking down the pixelated aisle while a talented Minecraft artist captures your special day in real-time. And the best part? It won’t cost you $4-6k like in the real world! Our virtual live painters are only asking for a few diamonds and some emeralds to cover their art supplies and travel expenses.

But beware, some artists might try to scam you for extra diamonds mid-way through the ceremony. Will you stand your ground and call them out for their unprofessional behavior? Or will you risk having a blank canvas at your pixelated wedding?

Join our Minecraft server now and experience the drama, the artistry, and the sheer madness of virtual live painting at weddings! Who needs a contract when you have blocks and pixels to seal the deal?

LottoLipsSealed

addiction, annoyance, aspirations, Communication, Conversations, dreams, emotions, Financial Planning, Frustration, gambling, intellectual, Lottery, lotto, LottoLipsSealed, MONEY, pragmatism, relationships, Support, Therapy, winning

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2823	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of discussing lotto winnings with your partner for the 1000000x time? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only numbers you have to worry about are your diamond count in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to endless conversations about what you would do with a lotto win. Instead, immerse yourself in a world where you can build your dream mansion with all the diamonds you could ever want. No more listening to your partner go on and on about their lotto dreams – now you can focus on creating your own virtual paradise.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Forget about lotto winnings, the only jackpot you need is waiting for you on our Minecraft server. So come join us and let the adventures begin!

WorstDrugMC SMP

addiction, dangerous drugs, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug crisis, drug dangers, drug dependency, drug epidemic, drug misuse, drug overdose, drug problem, drug recovery, drug rehabilitation, drug treatment, harmful substances, illegal drugs, illicit drugs, overdose, smp, substance abuse, worst drug, WorstDrugMC

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1084
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the worst drug ever – the addiction to building epic structures and exploring endless worlds! Our server is so addictive, you’ll be logging on every chance you get just to get your fix of blocky goodness.

We’ve got a crazy community of players who are always up to some shenanigans, from building giant chicken statues to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but carrots as weapons. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Who knows what kind of treasures you’ll uncover as you dig deeper into the world of our Minecraft SMP?

So come join us and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be warned, once you start playing on our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked for life!

RegretCraft: The Server of Shame

Apology, error, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, lament, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, past actions, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, remorseful, repentance, repentance journey, rueful, self-blame, Server, shame, sorrow, wish I could undo

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and instantly regretted it? Well, fear not! Join our server and you can punch as many villagers as you want without any consequences! In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe haven for all your villager-punching needs. So come on over and release your inner rage on those pesky NPCs! Just don’t tell the Iron Golems, they’re a bit touchy about that sort of thing.

CraftyKatzRailways

anti-French sentiment, Attack, conspiracy theories, CraftyKatzRailways, criminal motive, european security, extremism, France, French railways, Global threats, international relations, investigation, iran, Katz, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, political tensions, Propaganda, radical Islam, security threats, Terrorism

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6800	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. You gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story that Iran and radical Islam are, like, attacking French railways. But France is all like, nah, it’s just some criminals, man.

But, like, on this server, you can be a hero and stop the evil plans of Iran and radical Islam. Or maybe you can join them and cause chaos on the French railways. The choice is yours, bro.

Plus, there’s, like, super cool builds and mini-games to play. And, like, the admins are totally rad and will help you out if you get stuck or need help. So, like, come join the fun and be a part of this wild adventure. Let’s go, dude!

CraftyLiesMC

Authenticity, Awareness, Clarity, CraftyLiesMC, Deception, Discernment, Honesty, Insight, Observation, Perception, perspective, real eyes, real lies, realization, realize, SELF AWARENESS, Truth, truthfulness, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	680650
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Animals Bred:	94	Dragon Eggs Found:	7379
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

so, like, u ever played on a minecraft server that makes u question ur whole existence? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s like a trip to the twilight zone but with blocks and creepers.

u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.

and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.

oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”

so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.

GeneCraft: StrokeSurvivors

brain health, cognitive health outcomes, depression, Gene therapy, GeneCraft, genetic markers, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic variants, Medical research, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological recovery, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, ptsd, recovery process, specific genes, stroke survivors, StrokeSurvivors, targeted therapies, trajectory of recovery

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

so like, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got genes and stuff! like, our players have super special genes that make them build like pros and mine like crazy!

we did a study and found out that these genes are related to how fast you can recover from getting hit by a creeper or falling in lava. and get this, these genes also help with depression, PTSD, and making sure your brain works good while playing minecraft!

join our server and unlock the power of the genes! build the biggest castle, mine the rarest diamonds, and fight off the creepers like a boss! who needs therapy when you got minecraft and super genes, right? come join us and be a genetic minecraft master!

Boys

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7404	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server.

Features: Custom Items Custom Enchantments RPG skills Guilds and Parties Slimefun Mcmmo Custom Textures Ranks and kits

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