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BabyBlockParty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	141
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5456
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Towns Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	4013
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1669
Votes:	6283	Magical Moments Shared:	24

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6803	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Votes:	6447
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	281	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?