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The Imperfect SMP: Where You’ll Never Find Perfection like Java 1.21 on Hermitcraft, but At Least We’re LGBTQ+ Friendly!

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Overview of Perfectum SMP Server

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, survival
Age Requirement	15+
Server Features	Moderated gameplay Custom server seed Dedicated Discord application process Suggestion channel with voting system Unique datapacks Regular events BlueMap integration 300+ members community

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a vanilla Minecraft server?	No, it is a semi-vanilla server with selected plugins for performance and gameplay enhancements.
What is the age requirement to join?	Players must be 15 years or older to join the server.
How do I apply to join the server?	Visit the Discord server linked in the post and follow the application process provided.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts both in-game and external events to keep the community engaged.
Can I suggest changes or new features for the server?	Yes, there is a suggestion channel with upvotes and downvotes to ensure every voice is heard.
How quickly can I expect a response to my application?	You will receive a response within a week of submitting your application.

QuintCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation, comedy, Drama, family, favorite quint, favorite quintuplet, friendship, high school, japanese anime, Love Triangle, Minecraft, Mystery, Netflix, quint, QuintCraft, Quintuplets, relationships, Rivalry, romance, school life, Server, Siblings, tv show

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all quint lovers out there! Join us and choose your favorite quint to play as – whether it’s the sassy one, the clumsy one, or even the one with the mysterious past (spoiler alert: it involves a llama and a time machine).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Quint Olympics, where players compete in wacky challenges like llama racing, potato sack jumping, and synchronized block building. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for eternity.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the quint-tastic adventures begin!

WowCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Story Mode with its lame quests and predictable outcomes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re wandering through a pixelated forest when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs comes prancing by, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a tutu challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So why waste your time on boring old Story Mode when you could be living it up on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and get ready for a wild ride like no other!

BdayBash Minecraft Server

Apology, BdayBash, Birthday, city, clean, drop off, friend A, friend B, friendship, hard drugs, help out, Hometown, MIL, Minecraft, Nervous, Recovery, refusing, relapse, Server, spend, Upset, Visit, wife’s friend

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Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server for the most insane adventures and outrageous stories! Just like the time when Tina’s friend Brian tried to make her relapse with drugs, but now he wants to apologize to her husband in the game! Will you forgive him or start a virtual war? Trust your gut and join us for some crazy fun! Who knows what kind of drama will unfold next on our server!

DadEnvyCraft

Appearance, body image, body shaming, criticism, DadEnvyCraft, diet, eating disorder, Exercise, family dynamics, FITNESS, health, healthy lifestyle, Jealousy, overweight, Parent-child relationship, Physical fitness, self esteem, self-care, sibling rivalry, underweight

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as insane as my dad’s comments on my workout routine? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret dungeon where players can battle against a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought off a flock of feathered foes!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs wings when you have magical veggies, am I right?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a legendary giant pig named Sir Oinksalot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance a porky powerhouse? Join our server to find out!

So come on down to our server and leave behind the real world drama for a world of wacky wonders and whimsical adventures. Who needs a dad criticizing your workout routine when you can be battling chickens and dancing with pigs? Join now and let the madness begin!

GrownUpFun Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, Childhood, Curiosity, Development, discovery, Experience, Exploration, GrownUpFun, growth, hobbies, interests, learning, Maturity, Minecraft, Passion, perspective, Server, Surprises, transformation

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Remember when you thought broccoli was boring as a kid? Well, this Minecraft server is like the broccoli of the gaming world – it may not seem exciting at first, but once you give it a try, you’ll be hooked!

Join our server for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city where players can ride on rainbow-colored minecarts and befriend talking chickens.

But that’s not all – our server also has a magical portal that transports players to a dimension filled with giant mushrooms and friendly unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare pink sheep that grants wishes to those who pet it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and wacky adventures! Who knew broccoli could be so much fun?

BlockyBabies: Spawn or Nah?

BlockyBabies, childfree, Childless, children, decision, emotional fulfillment, family, Family Planning, financial considerations, Future, Kids, Legacy, Lifestyle, long-term commitment, Nah, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, Procreation, RESPONSIBILITY, societal expectations, Spawn

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbows out of your diamond sword? Only on our server can you find such epic and ridiculous adventures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky dragon loves to throw dance parties in the End dimension, complete with glowstone disco balls and funky music made by note blocks.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find mutant chickens, flying pigs, and a disco-loving dragon all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

GuoCraft Minecraft Server

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So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. We got, like, this crazy story about this Philippine Mayor Alice Guo who, like, got linked to some Chinese crime and then, like, she just straight up goes ‘missing’. Like, what even, right?

But, like, don’t worry about all that drama, man. Come join our server and escape from all that real life craziness. We got, like, epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind. Plus, our community is, like, the coolest bunch of players you’ll ever meet.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Mayor Alice Guo’s disappearance. Or maybe not. But either way, it’s gonna be a blast, man.

PutinsBlockParty

accusations, allegations, ASSASSINATE, bankrolling, Conflict, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Intelligence Operations, international relations, political tensions, putin, PutinsBlockParty, russia, sanctions, security threats, UKRAINIAN, US, world news

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lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

PopcornVeggieCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the popcorn is always poppin’ and the fun never stops! we have a secret farm where the popcorn grows like magic beans and you can harvest it for all your snacking needs.

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who will guide you on quests to find the rarest popcorn kernels in all the land.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even ride on the back of a giant chicken and soar through the skies, searching for hidden treasures and battling evil mobs along the way.

so come on down to our server and experience the most delicious and action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! it’s a vegetable-filled journey you won’t want to miss!

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6565	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

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Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	768	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Emeralds Found:	9739
Dimension Hops:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Towns Built:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2