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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 6412 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!
Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!