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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5223 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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