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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 4236 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 5538 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
