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The Brownie Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old brown people? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a rainbow of colors! We’ve got purple people, green people, even polka-dotted people! Join us for a truly unique and diverse gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted access to the secret potato kingdom hidden deep within the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and bizarre characters you’ll encounter along the way!

White Argentina Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4618	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Argentina’s population? Look no further! Our server used to be 85% white blocks, but now we’ve got a mix of all colors – just like Buenos Aires! Join us and experience the thrill of being replaced by brown blocks while denying that the server was ever white. Our players are brainwashed into believing that the true Minecraftian is the mestizo block, so come join the fun and watch as our world transforms before your very eyes. Don’t miss out on this crazy adventure – join us now!

AlbinoTango in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through a land where Argentina is still 85% white…in Minecraft! Explore a world where Europeans never stopped coming and the population is made up of light-skinned mestizos. But watch out, because immigrants from Latin American countries like Paraguay and Bolivia are starting to take over!

Experience the chaos as the native population is being replaced by brown people, all while the kids are being brainwashed into thinking that the true Argentinian is a mestizo. Some players even deny that the country was ever white, adding to the madness of this unique Minecraft server.

So why wait? Join us for a hilarious and outrageous adventure in a world where anything is possible, even a Minecraft version of Argentina’s crazy population dynamics!

Hershal’s Minecraft Server – D-ACK!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2572
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will have you saying “WHAT HERSHAL GONNA D-ACK!” We’ve got so much chaos and craziness that even the most cucked whites will be shocked. Brown people around the world won’t know what hit them when they see the epic battles and insane events happening on our server.

With numbers like these, Israel could probably clear out the 3rd worlds in a decade – that’s how intense our server is! So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and you’ll never know what to expect next. Just be prepared for some serious LOLs and unforgettable moments!

MapleCraft: Where Indians in Canada build pixelated igloos!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	157	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sea of brown people in Toronto and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Our server is filled with poojeets who will greet you at every turn, from the security guard at spawn to the baggage handlers at the airport.

Looking for an Indian experience without leaving your house? Look no further than our server, where you can explore the bustling streets of downtown Toronto without the hassle of actually being interrogated by Canadian border agents.

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can unlock your phone for verification, make reservations at virtual hotels, and even step on virtual poojeet poop without leaving the comfort of your own home.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Canada may have North Korea-level surveillance, but our Minecraft server is a whole different story!

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

MoviePhoneGoodbye

cinematic tropes, Communication, dialogue, Entertainment, Etiquette, Film Characters, film cliches, film dialogue, film industry, Hollywood, Manners, movie moments, movie scenes, MoviePhoneGoodbye, movies, on-screen interactions, phone calls, phone etiquette, screenwriting, scriptwriting, social cues

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own movie set and recreate iconic scenes from ur fav films! ever wanted to be in a rom-com where u never say goodbye when hanging up the phone? now u can! our server is so lit, u might even get a call from hollywood producers wanting to cast u in their next blockbuster! so join now and let’s make some movie magic together!

PecBlockerCraft: Stop Prostate Cancer!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Void Armor Forged:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated world of craziness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! And get this, we have a secret hidden level where you can fight off evil Pec monsters with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ec peptide, which can give your Minecraft character superhuman strength and agility! Imagine being able to jump 100 blocks in a single bound or mine through bedrock like it’s butter!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The adventure of a lifetime awaits you!

Welcome to EmpireCraft: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is the ice cream at our 18+ White-listed ice cream social!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7230
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Animals Bred:	188	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

EmpireCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft (Java and Bedrock support)
Version	1.21
Community Focus	Creativity and Building Connections
Age Requirement	Primarily 18+ with some exceptions

Server Rules

Respect your fellow players. No bullying, bigotry, hate speech, or derogatory language of any kind.
No griefing, stealing, or mean-spirited trolling.
No cheating, hacking, use of x-ray, or similar actions.

Join Our Discord Server

If you’re interested in applying or just want to chat, please join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/AtxJ6JNGTb

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a minimum age requirement to join the server?	EmpireCraft is primarily an 18+ community, with some exceptions.
Are there any planned resets for the server?	There are currently no planned resets on the horizon, and any decision on resets will be made as a group.
What type of gameplay altering plugins are used on the server?	EmpireCraft uses a handful of plugins, but they do not truly alter vanilla gameplay.
How can I apply to join the server?	Please join our Discord server and chat with us to express your interest in joining.

Epstein’s Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1224	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a celebrity cheating scandal? Look no further than our server! Join us because we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, a hidden village of llamas who can speak Latin, and a conspiracy theory that Steve from Minecraft was actually killed because he was gonna expose pedophiles in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there!

TruthnukeCraft: Time to Mine!

5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, debian 12 bookworm, Dell Optiplex, herman miller aeron, irc, logitech office keyboard, Mate, minesweeper clones, nature wallpaper, pirated Microsoft Office 2010, Precision, self-hosted email, solid color wallpaper, solitaire clones, tetris clones, Time, TruthnukeCraft, unicomp model m, Windows 7 virtual machine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic gameplay and generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for those who are truly unique and quirky!

Join our server if you want to play Minecraft on a Debian 12 Bookworm system with a MATE desktop environment, all while sitting at a Dell Optiplex/Precision workstation. And forget about those boring wallpapers, on our server you can choose between nature-themed or solid color wallpapers that will make your Minecraft experience truly one-of-a-kind.

But that’s not all! For just $15, you can upgrade your gaming experience with a Logitech office keyboard or a Unicomp Model M, because why settle for a regular old keyboard when you can have something truly special?

And get this – on our server, we play Minecraft on a 5:4 1280×1024 LCD monitor, because who needs fancy widescreen displays when you can game in retro style?

But wait, there’s more! While you’re playing Minecraft on our server, you can kick back and relax in a Herman Miller Aeron chair, because comfort is key when you’re building your virtual world.

And if all that wasn’t enough, we also have an IRC channel where you can chat with other players, as well as a pirated Microsoft Office 2010 running in a Windows 7 virtual machine for all your productivity needs. And don’t forget about our self-hosted email system – because who needs Gmail when you can have your own personalized email address on our server?

Oh, and did we mention that we have solitaire, tetris, and minesweeper clones available for you to play when you need a break from building in Minecraft? Join our server now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

LaundryCraft: Boyfriend Edition

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of cleanliness and chore distribution! Join us for a wild ride of organizing virtual spaces and creating chore charts for your pixelated household.

Are you tired of being someone’s Minecraft mommy, constantly cleaning up after them while they leave their virtual clothes lying around? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict chore chart system to ensure that everyone pulls their weight in the digital world.

Join us and experience the thrill of sitting down with your Minecraft partner to discuss your demands for a clean virtual space. Create your own chore chart and assign specific tasks to each player, just like in real life!

And the best part? No more joint laundry! That’s right, each player gets their own virtual laundry basket and closet space. Say goodbye to folding your partner’s virtual boxers, because on our server, we believe in independence when it comes to digital laundry.

So come on in and join our Minecraft server, where keeping your virtual space clean is serious business. And remember, if you think doing the laundry is a “woman’s job,” it’s 2024 – there’s something wrong with you!

MineLaid – Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crops Grown:	4340
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can truly let loose and have a wild time? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs!

Join us if you want to experience the most extreme adventures in the blocky world. Our players have done some crazy things to get laid, like building a giant love heart out of diamond blocks or serenading their crush with a chorus of creepers. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Shack, where players can go to find romance and maybe even a little bit of hanky panky. Just be careful not to get caught by the mods!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

TipsyCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can drink is a potion of invisibility? Well, on our server, we have a whole bar set up where you can get wasted on virtual drinks while building your dream world!

One time, a player got so drunk on our server that they accidentally built a roller coaster that went straight into a lava pit. It was a wild ride, let me tell you! But don’t worry, our staff is always there to make sure you don’t end up in a virtual hangover.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server and make some unforgettable drinking/drunk stories of your own! Just remember, always drink responsibly… in the virtual world, that is.

CraftyCoastGuard

BARBARIANS, China, coast guard, CraftyCoastGuard, Official, personnel, Philippine navy, world news

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5950	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the china coast guard are actually a gang of barbarians raiding the high seas! build your own ship and defend against their ruthless attacks, or join forces with them and conquer the seven seas together! sail to exotic lands, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and become a legendary pirate on our server!

CraftyAdultLand

Adulthood, Communication, CraftyAdultLand, cultural expectations, emotional intelligence, empowerment, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, language choices, manhood, Masculinity, Maturity, mindfulness, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, social norms, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? well do we have the server for you! come join our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers and the skeletons are the DJ’s. if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare unicorn riding a dragon around the server.

our server is so epic that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby!