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BlockyPolitix-Freezone

American politics, BlockyPolitixFreezone, fed up with politics, political burnout, political commentary, political coverage, political debates, political discourse, political divisiveness, political drama, political exhaustion, political fatigue, political frustration, political news, political overload, political polarization, political saturation, Politics, sick of politics, tired of politics

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mines Excavated:	4735
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Tired of American politics making you want to rage quit life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of poop. Trust us, you won’t find any politicians trying to ruin your day here – just friendly players and endless possibilities for epic builds. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use cobblestone or quartz for your castle walls.

CraftyCossacks

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCossacks, Crisis, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, eastern europe, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Military Action, Moscow, negotiations, negotiations breakdown, peace talks, political tensions, russia, st petersburg, Threats, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Emeralds Found:	5492
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are battling it out in a virtual world! build your own base in moscow or st. petersburg and defend it from ukraine’s crazy attacks. join forces with putin or zelensky and see who will come out on top! will peace ever be achieved or will the chaos continue? find out on our server now! also, we have flying pigs and talking sheep, so why wouldn’t u want to join? come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

accelerating transition, climate change, coal-fired power plants, Coal2Gold, developing Asian economies, early retirement, financial viability, Insight, Investors, mainstream belief, Profitable, renewable energy, Retirement, study

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	2779	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

arma, armacraft, atgm, bmp, CASUALTIES, commands, dynamic recon ops, field, glory hounding, losing me, Master, Minecraft, pick this game up, REEEEEEEEEEE, self-preservation, Server, shot to death, strategy layer, Struggling, Tacticool, tard wrangling, under fire, units, units not listening

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

Access, be criminal, business opportunity, Cops, CriminalMastermind, destroys operation, extort, fake Jersey accent, fed-looking dude, firstborn child, Minecraft, smp, Social Security number, sympathetic single mother, Trust, try to kill, unexplained shit, yfw

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

Choices, Decision making, embracing change, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, Life, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Making amends, moving forward, moving on, overcoming regret, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on choices, RegretCraft, regrets, second chances, self improvement, self reflection

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, Chaos, chickens, Combat, Discord, DOMINANCE, Drama, Europe, game of thrones, Herding, Join, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Llama, PvP, Raids, Roleplay, smp, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	844549	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.

CraftyBagMC – Blue Archive Fun!

4koma, Account XP, Archive, ARU, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, CraftyBagMC, From Opera 0068 with Love, Fun, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon has asked to participate – and trust me, you don’t want to miss that showdown! 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to witness the chaos and madness that unfolds every day. 5. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a block of cheese or a dancing llama – the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

YuriCraft SMP: 日韓百合Trendz

Anime, Asia, culture, Entertainment, International, Japan, japanese, Korea, Korean, LGBTQ, love, Manga, Popular, relationships, smp, social media, Today, trending, viral, YuRi, YuriCraft, 日韓百合, 日韓百合Trendz

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and unexpected alliances.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja catgirls who are always up to mischief. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving yuri community that is taking the server by storm. From cute dates at the virtual beach to epic love triangles, there’s never a dull moment when love is in the air.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky ninja catgirls – you never know what they might have up their sleeves!

BlockBuddiesUnite

60 years old, aita, Antagonist, atheist, BELIEF, belief system, BlockBuddiesUnite, Boundaries, Conversation, disagreement, Friend, friendship, GOD, high school, Irritation, medical supply delivery, PRAYER, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.