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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4946 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.
Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?