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PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Towns Built:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Divine Spears Created:	29
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Towns Built:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	315	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	0

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	119
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	176
Enchantments Applied:	284	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!