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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8754 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 227 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
Plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. I wished for a pet dragon, and now I ride around on a freakin’ dragon, bro. It’s lit.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is protected by a giant talking cactus named Carl? Yeah, he’s like our mascot or something. He tells the best jokes, bro. You gotta hear his knock-knock jokes, they’re so bad they’re good.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit us up. We’ll be waiting for ya, bro.