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WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Crops Grown:	6598	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?

ArcticBlastCraft

ArcticBlastCraft, climate anomalies, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate mystery, climate patterns, climate research, climate science, climate variability, Cooling, Environmental Science, global warming, mysterious cooling, ocean currents, ocean temperatures, oceanography, record speed, scientific research, the atlantic, weather patterns

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7728
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	287

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Atlantic is cooling at record speed and nobody knows why? Like, bruh, it’s like Mother Nature herself is playing a prank on us all! But don’t worry, on this server, we’ve got the sickest ice biomes you’ve ever seen, perfect for building your snow fort or chilling with your penguin pals.

Join us on this wacky adventure as we try to unravel the mystery of the Atlantic’s sudden chill. Maybe it’s a secret government experiment gone wrong, or maybe it’s just a glitch in the Matrix. Who knows, man, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chill server anywhere else.

So come on down and join us for some frosty fun! Build an igloo, ride a polar bear, or just relax in the icy waters. The possibilities are endless on this server, where the only thing colder than the Atlantic is our sense of humor. See you there, snowflake!

OddOneOut Minecraft Server

does not belong, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like, not like the other, oddoneout, One, one of these, one of these does, one of these is, Server, tags, the other

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle and gives out free diamonds to new players. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Plus, we have a special minigame called “one of these is not like the other” where you have to spot the odd block out of a group of identical blocks. Trust us, it’s way more challenging than it sounds. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a little bit of insanity).

BackInBlockyBusiness Minecraft SMP

back, BackInBlockyBusiness, destiny, Europe, european union, global shift, growth, historical significance, History, Minecraft, nationalism, planets aligning, Political unrest, power, Prophecy, prussia, restless, resurgence, Revival, rise again, smp, Unity

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ores Mined:	5193
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Votes:	5547	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Europe is growing restless and the planets are aligning for an epic showdown. But wait, there’s more – Prussia will rise again and you have the chance to be a part of this historic event!

Join us for crazy battles, epic quests, and insane shenanigans as we pave the way for Prussia’s triumphant return. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on this wild ride? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world like never before. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

CreeperCove Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Best Friend, boyfriend’s friend, bump, close friend, couch surfing, cramped living space, CreeperCove, long term, lost apartment, Minecraft, move in, privacy, privacy concerns, refusing, rough breakup, selfish, Server, solid plan, tense relationship, unsupportive, Upset

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Dragons Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for the most epic love triangle drama you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: Sofia, Jake, and Mark living in a tiny one-bedroom apartment together. Will Sofia and Mark become besties or will they battle it out for Jake’s attention? Will Jake ever stop being distant and cold? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between friends as they navigate through the awkwardness of living together. Will Mark ever find a new place to live? Will Sofia finally get her privacy back? The suspense is killing us!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs diamonds when you have this juicy love triangle to keep you entertained?

GriefBlockerGF

Assistance, bereavement, Boyfriend, Communication, compassion, Conflict, Empathy, family, Grief, GriefBlockerGF, GRIEVING, Help, Illness, Loss, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, Sickness, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama and stress in your real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is a safe haven from the craziness of the real world, where you can build, explore, and have fun without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we have a strict no griefing policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone ruining your creations (unlike certain boyfriends we know).

Join us now and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating the Ender Dragon. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

LastMealB4Death Minecraft SMP

death, end of life, favorite dish, final bite, final craving, final dinner, final dish, final feast, final indulgence, final meal, final repast, final reprieve, final supper, final taste, final treat, Food, last meal, last supper, LastMealB4Death, Minecraft, smp, ultimate meal

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a blast before the apocalypse hits!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, intense parkour challenges on lava lakes, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and make your last meal one to remember!