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BlockyVirginProTips

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	70	Animals Bred:	24
Villages Defended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2925
Divine Spears Created:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Ores Mined:	5163
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9137
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magic Items Found:	3715
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2009	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

Ravover’s SMP Adventures

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchantments Applied:	107
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because ITS RAVOVER! Join our server and embark on wacky adventures with a community of players who are as crazy as a box of creepers!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken army take over the server and start a coup against the players. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato that mysteriously came to life and started terrorizing the land? And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama fashion show.

So what are you waiting for? Join ITS RAVOVER and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

DoggoDilemma

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of dealing with drama and conflicts in your real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect Minecraft castle? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where dogs don’t shed, kids don’t exist, and allergies are just a myth. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and make friends with fellow players who understand the struggle of balancing pets, children, and spouses.

Forget about real-life responsibilities and come join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your virtual crops are growing. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape to a world where dogs are always loyal and allergies are non-existent!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Crops Grown:	9093
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

If you became a billionaire tomorrow, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a hidden treasure worth billions of diamonds, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in memes. Only the richest and most daring players have a chance at finding it, so if you want to test your luck and maybe become even richer, join us now! Plus, we have a secret shop where you can buy golden pickaxes that mine blocks with one click. So what are you waiting for? Become a billionaire in Minecraft today!