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| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 7052 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
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