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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 9026 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 3477 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers!
Don’t miss out on the chance to join the craziest Minecraft server in town. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any loss of sanity or sudden urge to build a giant statue of a potato while playing on our server.)