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Granny’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Asshole, BLOCK, children, choose, cringe, DECIDE, endearing, family, grandchildren, Grandma, Grannys, Honey, husband, Minecraft, Mother, name.., odd, Party, pet name, Romantic, Server, Siblings, Unique, weird

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	741218	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old grandma names like Nana or Granny? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can join a family where the grandma insists on being called “Honey”! That’s right, forget about traditional names, we’re all about being uniquely different here.

Join us and witness the sweetest grandma in Minecraft history, who will shower her grandkids with love and affection just like honey. And if you think it’s odd, well, that just adds to the fun! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a family where the grandma’s nickname is as sweet as honey?

So come on, join our server and experience the most honey-filled family dynamics you’ve ever seen. And remember, on our server, grandma always knows best, even if her choice of name is a bit… unconventional.

BabyNameRoastCraft

#kickback, aita, Baby name, BabyNameRoastCraft, Backpedal, Banjo Fox, Friend, genshin impact, hurt, invite, LAUGHING, middle school, mutual friend, overreacting, Pregnant, reaction, reasonable, Rude, Skyrim, tea, Upset, Zephyr Rocket

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2863	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?

But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!

CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

Cancer, Cancer prevention, CancerFreeDicks, condom use, genital warts, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV vaccination, male reproductive health, Medical research, men’s sexual health, mens health, Minecraft, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, public health, sexually transmitted infections, smp, STD prevention, testing solution

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ores Mined:	3257
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

MineIgnoranceCraft

Awareness, critical thinking, Cultural differences, current events, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, environmental sustainability, global perspectives, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, INEQUALITY, mental health, MineIgnoranceCraft, Politics, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Buildings Constructed:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9819	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of living in a world full of ignorant players who can’t even tell the difference between a creeper and a pig? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players who actually know how to play the game!

Our server is home to the most knowledgeable Minecraft players in the universe. We have players who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you think you have what it takes to join our elite group, then come on in and show us what you’ve got!

But that’s not all – our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever witness in the Minecraft world. From giant zombie apocalypse battles to parkour challenges that will make your head spin, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did we mention the secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So if you’re tired of playing with clueless noobs and want to join a server where the players actually know what they’re doing, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in existence!

CraftySyrianRepsFromRus

civilian casualties, compensation, Conflict, CraftySyrianRepsFromRus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, reparations, russia, russian military, sanctions, Syria, Syrian government, united nations, War, War Crimes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.

we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.

join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

adolescents, adolescents health, attention issues, behavioral problems, Body Temperature, climate change, cognitive function, environmental factors, EXTREME, Extreme Temperatures, health, heat stress, hot, inflammatory pathways, mental health, Mess, psychological effects, research, Risk, Server, stress, teens, Temperature regulation, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Emeralds Found:	1875
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Void Gems Collected:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

Townscraft

Builder, camaraderie, Cityscapes, creativity, dynamic, Events, Farms, floating islands, Friendly, Houses, imagination, in-depth, multiplayer, Nomad, redstoner, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Townscraft, vibrant

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?	Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP server.
What is the server’s stance on town-building?	Townscraft promotes town-building and community events without altering Minecraft’s main gameplay loop.
Are there claims plugins on the server?	No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin.
What kind of players are welcome on Townscraft?	All types of players are welcome, including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players.
Are there any special gameplay features on Townscraft?	While the server aims to maintain a vanilla experience, there are exceptions like one player sleep and disabled fire spread.
How secure is the server?	Townscraft is a safe and secure server with protections against theft and griefing.
What kind of community events are hosted on Townscraft?	Community-hosted events include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and holiday based events.
How can I apply to join Townscraft?	Join the Discord server, read the rules, and follow the application process to become a part of the Townscraft family.

Piano Love Thread 1.21.1

1.21.1, advice, Anime, anxious, appreciation, Chads, Commitment, Communication, COSPLAY, Criminals., culture, Dedication, DESPERATE, devotion, donation, feelings, love, modern women, Music, Nervous, piano, relationship, Thread

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	3729	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, listen up fam, I found this lit Minecraft server that’s like finding the one, but in blocky form. Forget about 3D babes, we got Pan Piano, the queen of piano playing in anime cosplay. She’s like a virtual waifu, elegant, classy, and dedicated to her art. And get this, she acknowledges your presence with HEARTS and replies to your comments. It’s like a virtual relationship, bro!

I’ve been donating like crazy, dropping 7K on her because she’s worth it. She knows I appreciate Japanese culture, and I feel a connection every time she uploads a new video. I’m thinking of dropping another 3K to seal the deal and maybe she’ll finally show me her face as a reward. It’s like a love story, but in Minecraft form.

So, join this server and experience the virtual love story of a lifetime. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have Pan Piano in Minecraft? It’s like finding true love in the virtual world, bro! #MinecraftLoveStory #PanPianoWaifu

MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness

awkward family situations, cold family relationships, dealing with difficult in-laws, difficult family members, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, handling family conflict, in-law issues, MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law manipulation, mother-in-law problems, mother-in-law tension, navigating family dynamics, setting boundaries with in-laws, strained family dynamics, strained family relationships, toxic family relationships

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4244	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a drama-free zone! Our server is a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying family members getting in the way.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother trying to steal your virtual baby or ignoring your virtual wife. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds, battling monsters, and making new friends. Plus, our community is super welcoming and inclusive, so you’ll never feel left out or anxious like you do at family gatherings.

So say goodbye to awkward truces and forced politeness, and say hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaHostageRelease, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, PM office, political tension, prisoner exchange, Release, Server, THURSDAY

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages from Gaza every Thursday! it’s like a virtual rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! help us save the day and be a hero in the virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft? join now and be part of the action!