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BrainCrafters: Mapping Minds & Mining Memes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BRAIN BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT LIPIDS! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY WORLD OF BRAIN LIPIDS IN MINECRAFT!

WE GOT LIPIDS FOR DAYS, FOLKS! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LIPIDS, RIDE A LIPID HORSE, OR EVEN FIGHT A LIPID DRAGON!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LIPID MASTER! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT LIPIDS, AMIRITE?

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE BRAIN LIPID SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Votes:	5477	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about real life drama like a New Jersey teen forgetting about their predatory relationship with a special ed teacher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

DuckCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being a baby duck stuck in the past with Windows 7 or 8.1? Well, come join our Minecraft server and upgrade to the next generation baby duck status with Windows 10 LTSC! But wait, there’s more – Windows 11 LTSC is on the horizon, taking you to a whole new level of duckiness!

But beware, the duck wave is coming for those without AI NPUs in their PCs. If you’re still using Internet Explorer or Non Chromium Edge, you’re a certified baby duck. And don’t even get us started on those turbo ducks still rocking IPv4, ADSL, or 3G.

Join our server now and level up your duck game before it’s too late! Who knew Minecraft could be so quack-tastic?

PixelPardon Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyDemocracy

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2430
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Mines Excavated:	4440
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

u ever been on a minecraft server so lit that even the US group Protect Democracy is talkin bout it? yea, that’s right, we got the most lit server in all of minecraft land. we got mobs that do the cha cha slide, creepers that explode in confetti, and villagers that drop mad loot.

but wait, there’s more! our server is so epic that even the authoritarian threats in india are shakin in their boots. they know they can’t mess with us cuz we got the power of democracy on our side. join our server now and help us protect democracy, one block at a time.

so come on down to the craziest, wildest, most insane minecraft server you’ll ever see. join us and be a part of history in the making. cuz on this server, anything is possible. even peace in india.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchantments Applied:	166	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for a chance to win exclusive in-game rewards like a diamond-studded shark tail or a pair of enchanted scissors that can cut through anything (even obsidian)!

Our server lore is so epic, it will make you question reality itself. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero and uncover secrets that will blow your mind (and possibly your blocky avatar).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes that will make you richer than a Minecraft villager with a diamond mine. Claim your freebies and show off your ZZZ stickers to the world. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

NoWorkToday Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape the responsibilities of the real world! Build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and fight off zombie accountants trying to steal your diamonds. Who needs a job when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

TreeBeGone Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Divine Spears Created:	29
Enchantments Applied:	144	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama-seeking, manipulative, and rude neighbors are a thing of the past! Join us and leave behind the real world troubles of demanding letters and psychological damage claims from your neighbors.

On our server, you can let your dog roam free without fear of causing any “psychological damage” to anyone. In fact, our server is so dog-friendly that we have a special area just for your furry friends to play and explore.

And if you ever find yourself in a property dispute with your neighbors, don’t worry – our server boundaries are clearly marked and there are no misplaced trees or drip systems to deal with. Plus, our in-game lawyers are always ready to help you navigate any tricky situations.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is the epic battles between players and mobs. Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have a whole community of Minecraft friends to explore, build, and have fun with?

NoWeedInMyMinecraftVacay

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero tolerance for weed and only high levels of fun! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like dealing with unwanted guests who want to mail weed to your house.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially for young children who definitely don’t want to be around high people. We don’t judge anyone for their choices, but we do judge those who think it’s okay to smoke weed in our pixelated paradise.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only thing getting lit is the torches in your Minecraft castle. Say no to weed, say yes to crafting!