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KremlinCraft: AdSense Shutdown Special

adsense, Censorship, Digital Marketing, escalate, Geopolitics, global affairs, GOOGLE, internet, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, monetization, News, online advertising, online publishers, online revenue, political tensions, russia, Russian government, Shutdown, Special, Technology, Tensions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

so like, u know how google is always doin’ stuff and then changin’ their minds? well, this time they straight up shut down AdSense in russia! like, can u imagine the chaos? but guess what, we got the inside scoop on why this happened. apparently, the kremlin was like, “hey google, we don’t like how u doin’ business here,” and google was like, “peace out, russia!” but don’t worry, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the kremlin can’t shut us down. join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a run-in with a russian spy or two. come on, what are u waitin’ for? join now before the kremlin comes knockin’ on our virtual door!

BlockyBoysLazyLand

BlockyBoysLazyLand, cultural norms, discrimination, double standards, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender inequality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gendered assumptions, gendered behavior, gendered language, laziness, Masculinity, Men, productivity, sexism, social constructs, societal expectations, Stereotypes, work ethic

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

So, like, if you’re a dude who loves being lazy, this server is totally for you, bro! We have like, lazy mobs that just chill and don’t even attack you. And get this, we have lazy villagers who will straight up trade with you without moving an inch. It’s like a lazy paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have this epic lazy king who just sits on his lazy throne all day, giving out lazy quests for you to complete. And if you’re too lazy to do them, no worries, he won’t even care. Plus, we have lazy building competitions where you can just throw a few blocks together and call it a masterpiece.

So come join our server, where laziness is not just accepted, it’s encouraged. Who needs to work hard in Minecraft when you can just be lazy and have a blast? Let’s get lazy together, dude!

MineRush

Bedwars, Builders, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, lobbies, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Emeralds Found:	3687
Animals Bred:	80	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9674	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to Minerush

Are you ready for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Join Minerush, the ultimate server where excitement never ends! Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a creative builder, we have something for everyone:

Join a friendly and active community, compete in thrilling events, and experience a server like no other. What are you waiting for? Join Minerush today and become a legend!

minerush.minecraft.party

OPENMCVN

1.20.6, 1.21, Adventure, Community, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, OPENMCVN, PC, pe, Play, PORT, Server, Skyblock, Support, Survival, Version, Vietnam

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Crops Grown:	9092	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Ores Mined:	9355	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

IP cho PC: vn.openmcvn.net IP cho PE: vn.openmcvn.net Port 19132 Version from 1.20.6-1.21 Everyone come play and support!

vn.openmcvn.net

HonkaiCraft – Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Honkai Impact 3, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, HonkaiCraft, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter Watch the Furnace, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Redeemable Codes, serendipity, Server, STARRAILGIFTYUNLISNACK, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, Yunli

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ores Mined:	6961
Dimension Hops:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Wind Hunt? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make Moze’s Lightning Hunt look like child’s play.

Join us for the wildest duels under the pristine blue sky, just like in our 2.4 Preview Page where you can battle it out with Yunli and Huohuo. And don’t forget to watch out for the sweltering furnace in our Myriad Celestia Trailer – it’s hotter than Yukong’s fire attacks!

With character banners featuring Lynx and light cone banners like Dance at Sunset, you’ll be partying all night long on our server. Plus, we have redeemable codes that are more valuable than a snack from Yunli herself!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to mind the swelter and watch the furnace – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Minecraft SMP: Chip’s Cozy Adventures in Palestine #1637

Adventures, Beirut, Chip, CHIPS, Comfy Happening, Cozy, evangelicals, GLOWNIGGERS, happening announcements, Houthis, Isis, Israel, israel palestine conflict, lebanon, LIVESTREAMS, Maps, Minecraft, Nakba Documentary, News, palestine, Red Sea, sdf militia, smp, syrian arab army, Talmud, tkd, ukmto, us coalition forces, US Marine, Yemen

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP for a chaotic experience like no other! We’ve got Glowniggers trying to subvert us, earthquakes shaking things up, and even a ship being attacked in the Red Sea – talk about drama! But that’s not all, we’ve got the Syrian Arab Army thwarting infiltration attempts, ISIS making a comeback, and the US struggling to defeat the Houthis. And don’t even get us started on the Israel-Palestine conflict – we’ve got guides, documentaries, and even former US Marines sharing their hot takes. So if you’re ready for some insane adventures, join us now and denounce the Talmud while you’re at it – Total Kike Death, baby! 😂🔥 #MinecraftMadness #SMPShenanigans #JoinUsNow

MomHubbyGetALife

birthday forgetfulness, blocked by family, boundary setting, cancer diagnosis, caregiving responsibilities, cat-and-mouse game, communication problems, Emotional distance, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, lack of effort, middleman role, MomHubbyGetALife, mother’s husband, Resentment, stepdad issues, strained relationships, ungrateful accusations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than trying to navigate a relationship with your mom’s husband, John.

Just like the back and forth between you and John, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Will you be able to navigate the ups and downs of our server like you navigate your complicated relationship with John?

With more plot twists than a soap opera, our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama in your own life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.

So come join us and experience a server that’s more unpredictable than John’s mood swings. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to mend your relationship with John while you’re at it. But let’s be real, that’s probably more unlikely than finding diamonds on your first day in Minecraft.

MustHaveMinecraftSMP

Crucial, ESSENTIAL, essential item, essential purchase, Fundamental, imperative, important, Indispensable, key, must buy, must have, MUST HAVE Items, must own, must-have products, MustHaveMinecraftSMP, necessary, Needed, obligatory, required, top priority, Vital

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Potions Brewed:	139	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Star Shards Collected:	286	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

If you want to join our Minecraft SMP, you better bring your A-game and a diamond pickaxe because things are about to get wild! Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were challenged to a build battle with a group of angry villagers. The player emerged victorious, but not before accidentally unleashing a horde of zombie chickens upon the land. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot in the most absurd places. From underwater temples guarded by killer dolphins to secret caves filled with enchanted golden carrots, there’s always something new and exciting to discover.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

VirtueCraft: Fake Care Edition

#sustainability, activism, animal rights, care, Charity, climate change, Diversity, Edition, Education reform, environmentalism, equality, Fake, gender equality, gun control, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration reform, Inclusivity, lgbtq rights, mental health awareness, Political Correctness, poverty alleviation, social justice, Virtue signaling, VirtueCraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Void Gems Collected:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of pretending to care about saving the environment or feeding the hungry? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and pretend to care about pixelated animals and virtual crops instead. We promise you’ll feel like the most virtuous player in the blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in the server. Who needs real-world wealth when you can have Minecraft diamonds, right?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. Join us for a chance to witness this spectacular sight and maybe even befriend the sparkly specter.

So why waste your time pretending to care about real-world causes when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast in a world where the only thing that matters is having fun and building ridiculous structures? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCon2021

ceasefire talks, Conflict, CreeperCon2021, Diplomacy, Egyptian, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Négotiation, Palestinian territories, peace process, political tension, Qatari, regional stability, rejection, Truce, US

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	159

So, like, this server is da bomb diggity, just like Hamas rejecting that invite to ceasefire talks! We don’t believe in peace, we believe in chaos and destruction! Join us if you want to blow stuff up and cause mayhem in the Minecraft world. Trust me, you won’t find a more rebellious and wild server out there. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so yeah, you definitely want to be a part of this insanity. Join now before the unicorns run out of glitter!