BrokenThumbsTV Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HotPartnerSMP

Alluring, appealing, attraction, Behavior, Captivating, desire, Enchanting, enticing, HotPartnerSMP, Hottest, INTIMATE, Irresistible, love, partner, Passion, relationships, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Unconscious

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	4501	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret underground disco party with creepers dancing to Taylor Swift, it was lit AF! And another time, I saw a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat, like what even is this server?! Plus, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and the moderators are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. So come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness, then maybe you should stay away, but seriously, why would you want to miss out on all this awesomeness?! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndDragonsFTW 🦄🐉🎉

FedGovFrenzy

bureaucracy, current mood, employee engagement, federal agencies, federal policies, FedGovFrenzy, government employees, government shutdown, job outlook, job satisfaction, job security, leadership, Morale, Political Climate, public service, stress levels, team dynamics, US federal government, work environment, work-life balance, workplace culture

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Star Shards Collected:	207

Are you tired of dealing with the drama and chaos of the US federal government? Come escape to our Minecraft server where the only mood is pure fun and relaxation! Build your dream world without worrying about political scandals or government shutdowns. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine is actually a disgruntled former government employee who just wants to chill and play some Minecraft. Join us now for a much-needed break from the craziness of real life!

ChipCraft: Taiwan’s Win-Win Server

business development, chip business, ChipCraft, collaboration, diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, market competition, Négotiation, Partnership, political strategy, semiconductor industry, Server, taiwan, Taiwans, tariff threat, Technology, Trade, trade agreement, trump, win-win, winwin

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on everything” and taiwan is like “nah bro, we cool”? well this server is like taiwan – all about that win-win chip business, ya feel me? join us and let’s make some virtual chips together, no tariffs involved! plus, we have a secret underground chip factory where we host epic chip-making competitions. come join us and let’s show trump who’s boss in the world of virtual chips!

LSD Flattens Hierarchy – Fast Brain Fun

Altered Reality, altered state of consciousness, Brain, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain waves, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, directed information flow, Fast, Flattens, Fun, Hallucinations, Hierarchy, lsd, neural networks, neural pathways, neurotransmitters, Perception, psychedelics, sensory processing, serotonin, whole-brain dynamics

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	367
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is like taking a trip on LSD, but without the pesky side effects! we flatten the hierarchy of directed information flow in fast whole-brain dynamics, whatever that means!

join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, talking creepers, and flying pigs! we have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure and mystery, and our staff are all unicorns in disguise!

if u wanna experience minecraft like never before, come join us on our server! who needs reality when u can have a whole new world of craziness and fun?! join now and let the madness begin!

Finalwind

armor, Cheating, Clans, Custom Items, daily events, Economy, ender dragon, Finalwind, Minecraft, Netherite armor, player versus player combat, PvP, Quests, semi anarchy, Server, Survival, Tools, vanilla server, weapons, wild loot tables

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Finalwind Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Finalwind
Features	Custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, economy, clans
Server Address	play.finalwindserver.com
Discord	discord.finalwindserver.com
Website	https://www.finalwindserver.com/

FAQs about Finalwind Minecraft Server

Q: What makes Finalwind different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Finalwind expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items, daily events, quests, custom loot tables, an economy, and more to create endless content for players.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Finalwind?

A: The primary rule on Finalwind is no cheating to maintain the skill required for player versus player combat.

Q: How can I join the Finalwind server?

A: You can join the server at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4.

Q: Is there a trailer for Finalwind?

A: Yes, you can watch the trailer at https://youtu.be/zVRg61nL5S0?si=XVc6LNbSBQiSJ_dc.

Trade Post Kingdom 1.20.5

1.20.5, Chat, Communication, Community, exchange, Group Chat, kik, Kik thread, Kingdom, marketplace, messaging app, networking, No Rules, online platform, post, post and trade, rules, sharing, social media, Thread, Trade, Trading

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a kik thread but in blocky pixel form! No rules, just post and trade like your life depends on it.

You’ll be crafting and building like a madman, trading with other players like a boss. It’s a virtual marketplace where anything goes, just like a wild kik thread.

Join now and experience the chaos and madness of this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s capacity, but who cares about that)! Let’s get blocky, baby!

CreeperCouchSurf

Boundaries, college kids, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCouchSurf, family, family dynamics, guest etiquette, household rules, overnight guests, parenting, privacy, relationships, Respect, respect for others, sexual activity, sibling dynamics, sleeping arrangements, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Gods Slained:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a server where you can experience family drama firsthand? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual reality version of a dysfunctional family, complete with arguments over sleeping arrangements and accusations of causing trouble.

Join now and witness the epic showdown between Donna and Austin over who gets to sleep where. Will Bridget ever feel comfortable in our virtual house again? Only time will tell!

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, join us and prepare for the chaos that awaits. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server?

MillionCraft: Google Loot Edition

browser, browsing, browsing history, Computer, data, Digital, Edition, engine, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, Loot, MILLION, MillionCraft, monitor, ONLINE, query, Results, Screen, search, Technology, virtual, web

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	173
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the madness and chaos of being a millionaire in the blocky world! Imagine building a mansion out of a million rubber ducks or creating a roller coaster made entirely of a million slices of pizza. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest dreams with a million of whatever you last googled! Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

Minecraft Extremist Breeding Ground

breeding, counter-terrorism, discrimination, extremism, extremism in the UK, extremist, gender inequality, gender violence prevention., gender-based extremism, gender-based violence, ground, hate crimes, leaked report, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in society, national security, political extremism, radicalization, SECURITY, Social Issues, Terrorism, uk, violence against women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269

lol this server is like a breeding ground for extremists but in a fun way, not a scary way like in the UK. join us and unleash your inner extremist… for building epic structures and battling creepers, of course! who knew misogyny could lead to such epic minecraft adventures? come join us and see for yourself! #minecraftextremists #creepersunite #misogynyserver

LucentiaMC

Active, constant updates, daily events, Dedicated PVP areas, Friendly, Guilds, LucentiaMC, No mods, progress, PVE dungeons, ranked pvp, smp, Survival, Wild PVP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Star Shards Collected:	214
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

New Season Features
– Group raids
– New armor and weapons set
– New dungeons to explore and defeat enemies for prizes!
– Compete in leaderboards for speed running, pvp, completion and more for end of season prizes!

Lucentia Discord: https://discord.gg/6dzCN2VMS2

Join us on the adventure! We offer a fresh SMP MMORPG server for everyone to play on!

Features:

Survival
Friendly and active player base and admins
Constant updates
Many Daily Events
Ranked, seasonal competitive PVP arenas & PVE dungeons with leaderboards and seasonal rewards
Dedicated PVP areas with lucrative items
Wild PVP
Form guilds and compete against others for seasonal rewards
Keep your progress, no world resets.
No mods required

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone. These rules can be found on our Discord server.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to our IP address or through our Discord server where you can find more information on how to join.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: We recommend players to be at least 13 years old to play on our server, as we aim to maintain a mature and respectful community.