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FridgeFooleryCraft

consumer habits, customer behavior, food handling, Food Safety, food waste, FridgeFooleryCraft, grocery store behavior, grocery store etiquette, grocery store frustration, grocery store habits., grocery store pet peeves, inconsiderate behavior, random shelves, refrigerated items, retail behavior, retail pet peeves, shelf organization, shopping habits, store cleanliness, store etiquette

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	290
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through the grocery store, only to find a carton of milk chilling in the cereal aisle? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the chaos of a world where refrigerated items are placed on random shelves for no apparent reason. Will you stumble upon a block of cheese in the flower section or a carton of eggs in the toy aisle? The possibilities are endless on our server! Embrace the madness and join us today for a truly unique gaming experience.

PhoneSlamCraft

advancement, Communication, convenience, Digital, disconnect, emotion, Frustration, Interaction, lost art, Memories, million pieces, MODERN, Nostalgia, Phone, PhoneSlamCraft, Picture, Ripping, satisfaction, slamming, Technology, Traditional

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Enchantments Applied:	158	Holy Grails Found:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE SATISFACTION OF SLAMMING YOUR PICKAXE DOWN AND RIPPING UP A CREEPER IN A MILLION PIECES!

WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MOUNTAIN THAT SHOOTS OUT RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, AND IF YOU MINE IT, YOU GET A FREE PONY!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS THAT TURN INTO REAL GOLD BARS!

PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS THROW THE BEST PARTIES AND YOU CAN DANCE WITH ENDER DRAGONS ALL NIGHT LONG!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

RageCraft Minecraft Server

Amerimutt, anger, Average, confusion, controversial, culture, discrimination, Diversity, Enrage, ethnicity, Frustration, Identity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, Political Correctness, prejudice, racism, Ragecraft, Server, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage the average Amerimutt!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs speak in Shakespearean English and the creepers wear top hats and monocles. Our server is so chaotic that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this is too much for me!”

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the villagers break it down to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Parkour Race with Llamas.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft!

PokeCraft Server – Straight Outta Pokeballs

A-Ninetales, ai, Anthro, blaziken, Braixen, deoxys, female pokemon, garchomp, Green/Glaceon, Green/Vaporeon, human-pokemon, hypno, Lopunny, male humans, manaphy, Meowscarada, on-model autists, Outta, pokeballs, pokecraft, Pokephilia, Quaquaval, Server, solo female pokemon, Straight.., Zangoose, zoroark

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Void Armor Forged:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Votes:	224
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to the Pink Mythical Brat Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the wild and wacky world of Pokephilia! That’s right, we’re talking about humans getting down and dirty with Pokemon in ways you never imagined.

Imagine a world where you can live out all your wildest fantasies with your favorite Pokemon. Want to see a female Pokemon with a male human? We got it. How about solo female Pokemon? Yep, we’ve got that too. And for those brave souls out there, we even allow female humans with male Pokemon. It’s a wild, wild world out there, folks.

But wait, there’s more! We’re all about breaking boundaries here, so forget about on-model autists. Anthro is totally okay on our server. And AI? Sure, why not. Just keep the dumps in dedicated threads, please.

Still not convinced? Check out our hot links for some steamy Pokephilia content. From Zangoose to Blaziken, we’ve got it all. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try out our [Game] Pocket Campfire? It’s a real blast, we promise.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your very own pokewife (or pokewives) along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible. Let the Pokephilia adventures begin!

SisterlyShowdown Minecraft Server

aesthetics clash, apartment living, compromise, cooking responsibilities, family dynamics, family home sale, free rent, living arrangements, messy sister, Minecraft, moving out, Parental Pressure, personal space, rent payment, room size, roommate issues, separate living, Server, sharing space, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisterlyShowdown

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mines Excavated:	2539
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of living with a messy sister who can’t cook and wants to turn your place into a pregame party zone? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house without any annoying roommates!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing space or compromising on aesthetics. You can have the biggest room and decorate it however you want, without someone crying and making lame excuses about cleaning up.

And the best part? No one will demand free rent from you or get mad when you want to live separately. So come join us and build your dream house without any family drama!

FamilyDramaAirBnB

AirB&B, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family dynamics, family relationships, FamilyDramaAirBnB, Frustration, grandchildren, home etiquette, house rules, in-laws, Marriage, parenting, personal space, Respect, stepmom, visitation

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Votes:	3160	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

Vote4Blocks – Trump’s Rally Edition

AMERICANS, Campaign, Citizens, controversy, Democracy, Edition, election, indifference, leadership, Manipulation, opinion, perspective, Politics, president, Rally, reddit, Speech, Statement, trump, Trumps, Vote, Vote4Blocks, Voting

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promise not to care about you at all, we just want you to play! Our president, Steve, will greet you with open arms and a pickaxe in hand, ready to mine some votes… I mean diamonds! So leave your worries at the door and come join us for a wild ride of blocky fun. Who needs politicians when you have creepers to worry about? Join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

FrenchSnapElection Minecraft Server

#announcement, Campaign, decision, Defeat, Democracy, Dissolution, election, EU vote, european union, France, French parliament, FrenchSnapElection, Government, lawmakers, legislative, Macron, Minecraft, policy changes, Politics, President Macron, Server, snap election, Voting

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, Macron himself plays on here. he’s, like, building a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks and chicken feathers. it’s, like, totally epic.

plus, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to ride a llama through a maze while dodging flaming arrows. it’s, like, intense, dude.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarfare

airspace violation, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyWarfare, cross-border attack, damage assessment, direct hit, escalation, Fires, first time, international relations, Military Action, military source, political implications, russia, security concerns, SKY NEWS, Target, UKRAINIAN, warplane, weapon

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8986

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian warplanes are firing weapons at targets inside russia for the first time!! 😱🚀🔥

our server is so lit, it’s like a real life warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of actual danger. imagine building your dream castle while warplanes are flying overhead and explosions are happening all around you. it’s like a thrill ride without the risk of actually getting hurt.

join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a war hero in the world of minecraft! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness now! 🤪🎮🏰

SharkCraftCamelLands

adaptation, Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, apex predators, Biodiversity, camels, coexistence, desert animals, ecological balance, Evolution, ignorance, interspecies interactions, marine life, natural world, ocean creatures, predator-prey relationships, predatory animals, SharkCraftCamelLands, Sharks, survival instincts, wildlife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Yo, have you ever seen a shark riding a camel? Well, you will on our server! Join now and witness the epic battle between land and sea creatures as they fight for dominance. Who will come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Ride one of these bad boys into battle and watch as your enemies cower in fear. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Sharks may not know that camels exist, but on our server, anything is possible!