broken vessel – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty Burger Haven 1.20.2
1.20.2, Animals, burger, captioned images, cat memes, Cats, cheezburger, Crafty, cute, funny, funny animals, funny captions, Haven, humor, internet culture, internet humor, internet memes, LOLcats, memes, online trends, pet memes, Popular, social media, viral
OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual cheeseburger paradise! 🍔🧀
We got cows that poop out cheese slices and pigs that fart out bacon strips, like whaaat?! 🐄💨🥓
And don’t even get me started on the chicken nugget rainstorms and the french fry forests, it’s like a fast food fever dream come true! 🍟🍗🌧️
Plus, our diamond pickaxes are actually giant spatulas and our creepers explode into confetti and glitter, it’s a party every time you mine! 💎🎉💥
So come on down to our server and join the foodie fun, just be sure to bring your appetite and a side of ranch dressing, cuz things are about to get deliciously wild! 🤪🍴🎮

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BreadLoverMC SMP
artisan, baguette, baked goods, Bakery, Bread, BreadLoverMC, carbs, crusty, DELICIOUS, Favorite, favorite bread, Food, Fresh, gluten free, grain-based, homemade, rye, sandwich, smp, Sourdough, toast, whole wheat
OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest bread you’ll ever taste! Like seriously, our bread is made from magical wheat grown by unicorns and sprinkled with fairy dust. It will give you superpowers in the game, like the ability to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our bread is so delicious that even Herobrine himself would trade his diamond sword for a loaf. So come join us and experience the bread of legends! #BreadGoals #UnicornWheat #FairyDustBread

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SkipTheFiller
binge watching, character backstory, Character development, Cliffhanger, Entertainment, episode guide, fan favorite, favorite shows, filler episode, least favorite, plot summary, plot twist, rewatch series, season finale, series premiere, skip episode, SkipTheFiller, story arc, streaming, television, TV series
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged everyone to a dance-off? You never know what wacky surprises await you on our server!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players compete to see who can build the most epic taco-themed structure. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos (not redeemable in real life, sorry).
So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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FloralMC

BUILD, commands, Community, conveniences, Discord, emotes, Event, FloralMC, Friends, Hub, landscapes, Minecraft, Protect, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla

Welcome to FloralMC – A Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Server
Launch Date: 24th December 2024
Server IPs:
For Java–> 202.36.95.165:29078
For Bedrock–> 202.36.95.165 port–> 29078
Key Features:
Player Commands:
/tpask & /tpahere: Teleport to friends easily.
/home & /sethome: Save and revisit your favorite locations.
/spawn: Quickly return to the hub.
/claim: Protect your builds and keep them safe.
we also plan to add emotes!!!
Semi-vanilla gameplay with added conveniences to enhance your experience.
Explore massive, untouched landscapes for building and survival. Protect your creations with simple land-claiming tools. Enjoy a friendly, welcoming community. Active staff ensures smooth, fair gameplay. Participate in launch-day events with special rewards.
Join our members Discord server
Discord: https://discord.gg/C2HFNtj9
We hope you are ready to explore, build, and protect your creations on FloralMC! 🌸

FAQs

1. How do I join the FloralMC server?

To join the server, use the provided Server IPs for Java or Bedrock, and start playing!

2. Are there any special commands for players on the server?

Yes, there are commands like /tpask, /tpahere, /home, and /claim to enhance your gameplay experience.

3. What can I expect from the community on FloralMC?

You can expect a friendly and welcoming community with active staff to ensure fair gameplay.

4. Will there be special events on the server?

Yes, there will be launch-day events with special rewards for participants.

5. How can I communicate with other members of FloralMC?

You can join our Discord server using the provided link to communicate with other members of the community.

Lost Pill Quest 1.21
awkward, dick, discovery, EMBARRASSING, family, found, funny, health, humor, Lost, medication, mom, Parent, Personal, pill, PILLS, Quest, relationships, scandal, secret, shock, Surprise, taboo
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers!
Imagine this, your mom finds the dick pills, right? And you’re like, “Oh shiz, gotta escape to this insane Minecraft server where anything goes!”
We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and zombies dropping sick beats. It’s like a party in the Nether, man!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this crazy block party started!

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MoneyMoocherMadness
advice, Appointment, birthday present, booking software, Business, charge card, DEBT, emergency, emergency appointment, Friend, friends and family discount, friendship, hair stylist, handle, heated debate, MoneyMoocherMadness, owed money, payment, root retouch, Trust
Are you tired of friends who owe you money and never pay up? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your frustrations by building a virtual salon where you can charge your friends for their hair services! Take revenge on those who refuse to pay by locking them in a virtual chair until they cough up the diamonds they owe you.
Create booking software in-game to ensure your friends can’t skip out on payment, and make sure to give them the friends and family discount – if they actually pay up, that is.
Join now and let out your inner stylist while getting back at those who think they can get away with free hair services! Remember, revenge is best served blocky.

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New Server IP
CreeperCravings
addictive flavors, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCravings, culinary weakness, delicious temptations, favorite dishes, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgence, irresistible indulgences, irresistible treats, mouth-watering treats, must-have foods, satisfying eats, snack obsession, tasty addictions, tasty delights, yummy snacks
Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, we have unlimited amounts of the most delicious and addicting virtual food you can imagine! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry on our server.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our virtual food is so tasty, players have been known to spend hours upon hours just eating and never actually playing the game. We even have a secret society of players who have dedicated their entire Minecraft lives to perfecting the art of virtual cooking and baking.
So if you’re a foodie at heart and want to join a server where the food is just as important as the gameplay, then come on over and satisfy your cravings with us! Who needs diamonds and gold when you have an endless buffet of virtual treats waiting for you?

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New Server IP
Redstone Warfare: NK Troop Loot
adaptation, dead North Korean troops, Defense, east asia, Espionage, Geopolitics, intelligence, international conflict, Loot, military tactics, military technology, military training, mindset, Modern War, Notes, Redstone, russia, SECURITY, strategy, troop, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons
come join our epic minecraft server where we have weapons and notes left by dead north korean troops in russia! ukraine is shook by their mindset but we are here to embrace it and adapt to modern war in the most insane way possible. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, chaos, and maybe even a dancing llama or two. why settle for boring when you can have a crazy adventure like this? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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New Server IP

Res SMP

Adults, atmosphere, Community, Creative, diamond-based, Economy, Events, gameplay, guild, Ip:, Minecraft, Plugins, quality of life, res, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, VOICE, Voting

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	New Season Server
Server Type	Mostly Vanilla with Quality-of-Life Plugins
Features	– Diamond-based economy– Shopping District– Builders Guild– Regular Events

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players are you looking for?	We’re looking for mature, chill, and community-focused adults to join us on our server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to maintain a welcoming and respectful atmosphere. Rules are provided upon joining.
How can I join the server?	You can join by using the Server IP: 147.93.116.232
Can players suggest new plugins or features?	Yes, all plugin additions are voted on by the community, ensuring everyone has a voice in the server’s development.

Chief Grifter’s Realm 1.20.4
1.20.4, chief, con artist, controversial, Corruption, Deception, dishonesty, fraud, Greed, GRIFTER IN CHIEF, grifters, influence, Manipulation, MONEY, Politics, power, president, Realm, sam bankman-fried, scammer, trump, unethical behavior, Wealthy, white collar crime
Lol, imagine Trump trying to be like Sam Bankman-Fried, what a joke! But hey, if you wanna escape the madness of the real world, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that talk, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle, and have dance parties with Endermen. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cotton candy.
Forget about Trump and his wannabe antics, come hang out with us and let your imagination run wild. Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft server this crazy?

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