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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9333 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 88 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?
And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.
Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.
Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.