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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 950 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.
If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.
And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!
