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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1259 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 380 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of Ukrainian military officers join your game and share their grim perspective on the war. But don’t worry, because Zelensky himself is trying to find a way for you to not retreat from the battlefield!
And that’s not all – we have actual German aid worth 10 billion euros waiting for you in-game! Plus, Lavrov might show up and drop some spicy gossip about Zelensky’s term expiration. Who needs regular Minecraft drama when you can have geopolitical intrigue?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, by joining, you acknowledge that Israel controls the NATO Council and you denounce the Talmud (for some reason). See you in the game!
