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/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP General

#thewarwithin, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cosmetics, epic edition, EU guild, general, GLOBOFOMO, Hearthstone, invite, jobbers, liveblog, Minecraft, MineG, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Night Elf, Promotion, Recap, smp, Warcraft, World of Warcraft, wowg, wowhead

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with Night Elf Jobbers, Mountain Dew promotions, and guilds like GLOBOFOMO and Nerub Silkweaving Forum.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported into a world where you can battle against the infamous Mountain Dew monster and claim epic loot. Plus, our community is so epic that even the WoWg guilds are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Character Teaser, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Potions Brewed:	64
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join now for a chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through epic adventures filled with candy and roses.

We’ve got characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu ready to join your team and take on any challenge that comes your way. And don’t forget about the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams – the most powerful weapons in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our daily check-in rewards are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are just waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and unlock the ultimate power of friendship!

Obsolete Yet Minecraft SMP

built-in devices, Communication (Industry), device efficiency, device evolution, device integration, device permanence, electronic devices, innovation, Minecraft, mobile devices, Modernization, obsolescence, obsolete, obsolete technology, outdated equipment, smp, technological advancements, technological obsolescence, technological progress, telecommunications, telecommunications industry, vendor discussions, vendor partnerships

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!

Verdant Springs

anti cheat, Balanced, building, Chill, Community, COMPLETE, Discord, Economy, fair, Friendly, Helpful, MCMMO, multiplayer, new, non-p2w, player-run, PvE, rules, schematics, Shop, Survival, Upcoming

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Welcome all, this is a new and upcoming server for you to have a chill and fun time. There will NEVER be any p2w period. Schematics are allowed but Autobuild feature is not! We hope to have a player run economy, but for now there is a shop that sells basic items. (Prices are subject to change!) Please respect others and if you see someone cheating or misbehaving contact me on our discord server.

All basic functions should be available and complete, but if you run into any issues please reach out. (I will try to help you as soon as I am able to) And lastly thank you for checking us out!

verdantsprings.com

Sadist & Narcissist Minecraft Server

BDSM, Behavior, control, deviant behavior, DOMINANCE, Dominant, fetish, Kinky, Manipulation, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, Pain, Personality Disorder, Pleasure, power, Psychological, sadism, Sadist, Server, sexual sadist, Submission

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dealing with a whole new level of craziness! Our owner is a self-proclaimed sexual sadist and narcissist, but don’t worry, he’s only interested in torturing mobs, not players (we think). Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, twisted quests, and a community that’s just as crazy as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a server full of psychos? Join now if you dare!

Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, animal welfare, CAR, car safety, come back, Companionship, Decision making, dog, Ethics, Happy, hour, Lock, LOCKED, love for animals, loyalty, Minecraft, moid, moral dilemma, pet care, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Coffee Network

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP Economy Community Events Plugins Survival Adventure Thrilling Dynamic Immersive Balanced Reward system KitPvP Player-based Hub Engage Matches Custom Server network Vibrant, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Zombie Dances:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Welcome to Coffee Network—a dynamic Minecraft server network featuring thrilling KitPvP battles, an economy-driven Survival world, and a bustling community hub. Engage in intense PvP matches, explore a thriving player-based economy, and participate in exciting events. With dedicated servers, custom plugins, and a balanced reward system, Coffee Network offers an immersive experience for players of all kinds. Join us and become part of a vibrant community where your adventure is always brewing!

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PenguinSMP

Community, Crates, Economy, hats, Keys, Minecraft, PenguinSMP, PvE, Ranks, sethomes, Store, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

PenguinSMP is a friendly Minecraft Survival server open to all! Enjoy features like sethomes, crates, hats, and more. Ranks and crate keys are also available in the PenguinSMP store. Join us and find your place in our amazing community!

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

2.5 Dimensional, Anime, Arc, artist alley, comedy, comiket, convention, COSPLAY, doujinshi, Drama, fan event, FANTASY, Japan, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, pop culture, romance, seduction, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	164
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Votes:	8271	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Towns Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Comiket arc never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, those diamond blocks were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about fowl play!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the never-ending Comiket arc for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

Best Site To Watch The Tyson Paul Fight Tomorrow Minecraft SMP

best site, boxing event, boxing match, digital platform, Entertainment, Event, Fight, live event, Live Stream, Minecraft, ONLINE, paul, pay-per-view, ppv, Site, smp, sports, Streaming Service, streaming site, Tomorrow, Tyson, Tyson Paul fight, viewing experience, watch, watch online

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Mines Excavated:	1220
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Looking for a place to watch the Tyson Paul fight tomorrow? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP server! Not only can you catch all the action-packed punches and drama of the fight, but you can also witness our resident PvP champion take on a horde of angry zombies armed only with a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So join our server now for the best fight night experience of your life – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and diamond armor!