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Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	890	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Potions Brewed:	64
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Animals Bred:	103
Falling into the Void:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOK, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPE and DONATIONS 1000 ACHIEVEMENTS” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

grki.vanillaboxmc.ru

Lava Craft

cool items, epic ranks, Hunger Games, in game money, Lava Craft, minecraft server, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Parkour, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Join Lava Craft Now and experience something different.with out wide range of mini games such as mob arena, hunger games, parkour and many more win ingame money and cool items.Also check out our epic ranks to make your survival mode even better.

lavacraft.apexmc.co:25620

FiredUp Minecraft Server

disciplinary action, employee accountability, employee evaluation, employee misconduct, employee termination, employment decisions, employment termination, FiredUp, human Resources, job dismissal, job performance, job security, Job Termination, job termination process, managerial decisions, Minecraft, professional conduct, Server, staff dismissal, Termination, workforce management, workplace behavior, workplace ethics

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	6825	Runes Activated:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and zombie pigmen, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only TNT” competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? That’s right, our llamas are the true geniuses behind our server’s crazy contraptions and mind-blowing creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base blown up by a mischievous llama)!

NiceDayCraft Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous good vibes, anonymous greeting, anonymous kindness, anonymous message, anonymous positive thoughts, anonymous positivity, anonymous warm wishes, anonymous well wishes, Good Vibes, greetings, have a good day, Hope, kind words, Minecraft, nice day, NiceDayCraft, positive message, positive thoughts, positivity, Server, warm wishes, well-wishes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6296
Magic Items Found:	6630	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Villages Defended:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Farms Harvested:	450

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to tame the elusive Rainbow Sheep that roams the lands.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. And who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie villager who moonlights as a DJ on weekends.

SingleMomSquad Minecraft Server

bills, clean living spaces, free to stay, German roach infestation, House, insurance plan, long night shift, messy house, Minecraft, mother’s death, my way or the highway, nephew, nephew’s dad, pandemic, phone plan, Server, single mother, SingleMomSquad, sister, stipulations, Ultimatum, veterans affairs home loan

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9114	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with messy family members like never before! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by immersing yourself in a world where you can actually enforce rules and have them followed!

On our server, you can create your own virtual house and set whatever crazy stipulations you want for your virtual family members. Want them to clean up after themselves? Pay virtual bills on time? It’s all possible here! And if they don’t comply, you can give them the ultimate ultimatum – the virtual highway!

Plus, if you’re dealing with a roach infestation in real life, don’t worry – we guarantee a bug-free environment on our server. No messy rooms, no unpaid bills, just pure virtual bliss.

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a hilarious and outrageous way. Who knew dealing with family drama could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

MommaCraft: Name Dilemma

bad guy, Chemo, DAUGHTER, Dilemma, firstborn daughter, Friend, grandaughter, hurt, husband, hypothetical, late mom, middle name, MommaCraft, more kids, name.., Naming, passed away, Promise, sick, Sons, Treatment, Upset

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Animals Bred:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to name your virtual daughter whatever you want, without any passive-aggressive comments from your husband!

We promise that you won’t have to deal with any in-game MIL drama or name disputes. Plus, if you ever decide to have more virtual kids, you can name them all after your favorite Minecraft blocks!

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience – because who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

FamilyDramaCraft Minecraft Server

awkward encounters, awkward situations, cringe-worthy events, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing moments, family disputes, family drama, family dysfunction, Family Events, family gatherings, family get-togethers, Family secrets, family tension, FamilyDramaCraft, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, regrettable incidents, Server, social faux pas, uncomfortable conversations, uncomfortable gatherings, uncomfortable silences

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring family functions where Aunt Mildred talks your ear off about her cats and Uncle Bob keeps hogging the grill? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward small talk and overcooked burgers.

Our server is like a family function on steroids – but in a good way! Picture this: instead of awkward silences, you’ll be battling dragons and building epic castles with your new virtual family. And forget about Aunt Mildred’s cat stories, on our server, you’ll be trading rare items and embarking on epic quests with your new friends.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you say you survived a zombie apocalypse with your virtual family while Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to his own house (again)? Join us for an unforgettable experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity – all in the best way possible.

House RulezCraft

atypical norms, eccentric protocols, Etiquette, friend’s house, guest behavior, Hospitality, House, house rules, odd instructions, offbeat requirements, peculiar customs, peculiar stipulations, quirky guidelines, RulezCraft, social norms, strange rules, unconventional standards, unexpected regulations, unfamiliar practices, unfamiliar traditions, unique expectations, unusual requests

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9045
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Have you ever been to a friend’s house and they had the most bizarre rule ever? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about armor, forget about cool skins, all you need is a clucking chicken suit to fit in with the rest of the players.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And no, you can’t wish for more diamonds, that’s just greedy.

Oh, and did we mention that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night at coordinates 420,69? Get your dance moves ready because the creepers know how to boogie down.

So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, make wishes with unicorns, and party with creepers all in one place? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

aid operations, aid workers, Assistance, cease operations, Conflict, diplomatic relations, gaza, GazaCraft, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Palestinian territories, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, suspension, UN, united nations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Divine Spears Created:	11	Star Shards Collected:	135
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join if you wanna have a blast, bro. we got like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows, it’s wild.

like, if you don’t join, the UN is gonna be all up in your face, telling you to suspend your aid operations across Gaza. but if you join us, you’ll be safe from all that drama, man.

come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together. plus, we have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by flying pigs. yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, homies.

PutinCraft: Synagogue Slaughter Kids

Ally, anti-semitism, extremism, investigation, Kids, massacre, putin, PutinCraft, russia, Shooting, slaughter, suspected, suspects, synagogue, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dimension Hops:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz like, Putin’s ally’s kids be playin’ on here and dey be doin’ some crazy stuff, like buildin’ giant synagogues and then shootin’ ’em down wit’ TNT! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it, fam. Plus, dey got like, secret underground bases filled wit’ treasure and mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants. So come join da madness, cuz dis server be poppin’ off like fireworks on da 4th of July!