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Joe Six Pack and The General Public’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Votes:	4955	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ores Mined:	8973
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of being oppressed by the evil overlords of the Minecraft realm? Do you want to join a group of misfits and rebels who are ready to take down the tyrannical rulers with nothing but their wits and diamond swords? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we embark on wild adventures, build insane structures, and battle against the forces of evil. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, crazy pranks, and epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest and most cunning players can find.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most outrageous and hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. It’s time for Joe Six Pack and the general public to rise up and show those bastards who’s boss!

ExStepChefCraft

Abandoned, ABSENT, autism, Cooking, Dinner, ex, ExStepChefCraft, family, Father, Food, Frustration, grandmother, hobby, husband, Job, parents, refusing, Son, special needs, stepsister, waltz

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets culinary chaos! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where step-siblings, ex-husbands, and special needs children collide in a battle of the taste buds.

Imagine a server where cooking is not just a hobby, but a way of life. You’ll have to fend off your step-sister’s ex-husband who suddenly wants to cook for the family once a week, leaving you with no chance to showcase your culinary skills. Will you stand up for your right to cook, or will you let him take over the kitchen?

But fear not, for on this server, you can cook your own meals for you and your grandma once a week, defying all odds and showing everyone that you are the true master chef. So come join us and embark on a journey filled with delicious dishes, family feuds, and maybe even a sprinkle of Minecraft magic. Who knows, you might just find yourself cooking up a storm while dodging drama at every turn. See you in the kitchen!

RedditAdviceMinecraftSMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Are you tired of getting terrible advice from your friends who think they know everything? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate advice-giving paradise! Need tips on how to build the most epic castle or how to survive a creeper attack? Our community of players has got your back with the most outrageous and hilarious advice you’ll ever receive. Join us now and say goodbye to boring advice forums, because here, we only give the most absurd and entertaining tips to help you conquer the blocky world of Minecraft!

EmoCraft: The Feels Express

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Votes:	5258	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old movies that only make you feel one or two emotions? Well, get ready for the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a whirlwind of emotions that will leave you questioning your very existence. From the heart-pounding excitement of battling creepers to the heart-wrenching sadness of losing all your diamonds in a lava pit, this server has it all. And let’s not forget the pure joy of finally finding that elusive pink sheep or the intense rage of getting blown up by a sneaky TNT trap. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to feel ALL the feels!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

asset management, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic aid, economic sanctions, EU, european union, financial resources., financial restrictions, financial support, foreign policy, Frostcraft, frozen assets, fund utilization, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

Alliance, Baltic states, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european integration, european union, Finnish president, foreign policy, Helsinki, international relations, kyiv, MEMBERSHIP, military cooperation, nato, NATOandEU4Ukraine, Politics, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	3793
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5602
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

application, BoomerMC, brand, BUILD, building, Community, Cool, creativity, Discord, Farming, feasibility, Friendly, Friends, grownup, Hang, hermitcraft, Kids, Lag, Management, Optimization, Papermc, power, Relaxation, Resource, spanking, Stuff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	New Chunks Explored:	746861
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Votes:	4276	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

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Discord:

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We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crops Grown:	8953	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

71k, Beginner, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Buy, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, first time, GRAND, hodl, investing, Investment, long term, market, peak, price, profit, Risk, Sell, short-term, smp, Trading, volatility

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4707	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

Absurd, Apology, Boundaries, Chivalry, Classes, college student, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyClassmateCraze, depression, dickhead, English professor, Friend, Help, homework, RESPONSIBILITY, Rude, sick, stress, writing assignment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7188	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.