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GreenCraft SMP – where semi-vanilla means half chocolate and half green beans!

alliances, Beans, bedrock, Chocolate, collectables, Crates, Cross-Play, Dynmap, Events, Factions, Green.., GreenCraft, java, Maps, Means, Minigames, Parkour, PvP, Quests, Racing, Rewards, ruins, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, union, War
Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Platform IP Port

Java 151.80.47.150:25643 N/A

Bedrock 151.80.47.150 27049

Overview:

Welcome to Green Craft SMP, a Nations survival server for Bedrock and Java. We have Quests, Crates, Minigames, and much more. The server has just started today so you won’t have to catch up to anyone.

Features:
FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

Simply use the provided IP and Port for your respective platform to connect to the server.

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

Yes, you can create a nation alone or with 2 other players.

3. What rewards can I win in events?

Event rewards include crate keys, money, and collectable maps.

4. Are there specific rules for the server?

Standard server rules apply, including no griefing, hacking, or disrespecting other players.
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Platform	IP	Port
Java	151.80.47.150:25643	N/A
Bedrock	151.80.47.150	27049

Welcome to Green Craft SMP

Overview:

Features:

FAQ:

1. How can I join the server?

2. Can I create my own nation alone?

3. What rewards can I win in events?

4. Are there specific rules for the server?