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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 3997 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 7901 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 183 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
If you’re tired of wimpy servers with flower-picking competitions, come join us where real men gather to punch trees and wrestle creepers bare-handed. Our spawn point is guarded by a pack of ferocious wolves who only respect the manliest of players.
Need a reason to join? How about the legend of Sir Chauncey, the knight who once slayed a dragon with nothing but a pickaxe and a pork chop? Or the time our players built a full-scale replica of Stonehenge out of diamond blocks, just because they could?
So grab your sword, strap on your armor, and prepare for the manly Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Only the bravest and boldest survive on the manliest Briton server!