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BlockyBoysGoneWrong

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with unattractive players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hot spot for all the single ladies out there!

Join us and say goodbye to unattractive men and hello to a world of blocky hunks who will mine their way into your heart. Our server is filled with handsome players who know how to craft the perfect pick-up line and build the most impressive structures.

So why settle for unattractive players when you can join our server and find your Minecraft soulmate? Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the man of your blocky dreams – join us now!

MileiCraft: Justice for ’94 Bombing

1994 bombing, anti-semitism, argentina, Argentina politics, Argentine history, Bombing, Buenos Aires, Buenos Aires bombings, Buenos Aires Jewish community, criminal investigation, extremism, international terrorism, investigation, Jewish community center, Justice, justice for victims, memorial, milei, MileiCraft, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims

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come join our minecraft server where we fight for justice like Milei in Argentina! we may not be solving real crimes but we sure are solving the mystery of who keeps stealing all the diamonds in our server! join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even uncover the truth behind the 1994 bombing of the Jewish community center…or not, who knows, anything can happen in our wacky world of minecraft! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

FossilCraft: Where History Fuels Progress

#sustainability, alternative energy, billions of years, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, energy sources, environmental impact, Extinction, Fossil Fuels, FossilCraft, Fuels, future generations, History, Humanity, innovation, Natural resources, Organisms, progress, renewable energy, Technology, TRILLIONS

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come join our minecraft server and be part of a world where trillions of organisms died to create fossil fuels so we can have epic technology like diamond pickaxes and redstone contraptions.

imagine being able to mine for diamonds while riding a pig and shooting arrows at creepers with a bow made of enchanted unicorn horns.

this server is the only place where you can ride a dragon into battle against a giant zombie made of cheese.

don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only limit is your imagination. join now before the fossil fuels run out and we’re all back to riding around on wooden carts pulled by chickens.

GutCraft: Western Diet Woes

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yOu ever heard of a server that cures Inflammatory Bowel Disease (IBD) and colorectal cancer? yA, that’s right, this server does that! jOin now and say goodbye to all your gut problems, cuz we got the best diet for ya! oUr gut microbiome is gonna be poppin’ on this server, so come on in and let’s get healthy together! 🥦🍇🥑🍉🥕🍓

Terrarealm Survival 1.21

claim system, Clans, Duels, Europe, Experience, Lands, market, Nations, play.terrarealm.net., Player Market, player-run, Pure, smp, Survival, Terrarealm, Version 1.21., war event, Wars

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We are back! And this time its going to be SMP styleclose to pure survival experience

INFOVersion: 1.21

Server Located in EuropeIP: PLAY.TERRAREALM.NET

Features

PLAYERRUN MARKETInstead of admin store, there will be a player marketwhere players can create

Lands and Nations claim system, with sub claims. Also war event for nations to participate in

play.terrarealm.net

Blocktopia: where you can build, fight, and cause chaos! Join today for some pixelated mayhem!

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Welcome to Blocktopia Survival!

Are you ready for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Join us on Blocktopia Survival, now running on version 1.21!

Server IP: blocktopiasurvival.de

Why Join Blocktopia Survival?

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)	Immerse yourself in our thriving community where you can build, explore, and survive together.
Anarchy Server	Experience the thrill of no rules, where creativity and chaos coexist. The world is your oyster – shape it as you see fit!
Active Community	Meet like-minded players, forge alliances, and make new friends.
Regular Events	Participate in exciting events and challenges to test your skills and earn rewards.

Join Our Discord for a Chance to Win!

We’re hosting a special giveaway! By joining our Discord server, you enter for a chance to win 1 month of Discord Nitro. Don’t miss out on this fantastic opportunity to enhance your Discord experience.

Discord Server Link: [Join Now]()

What are you waiting for? Grab your gear, invite your friends, and dive into the chaos of Blocktopia Survival. We can’t wait to see you there!

Happy mining and good luck in the giveaway!

Blocktopia Survival Team

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Blocktopia Survival server?	Simply input the server IP `blocktopiasurvival.de` in your Minecraft client to join.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Yes, as an Anarchy Server, griefing is allowed. However, excessive griefing may result in consequences.
Are there any rules in Blocktopia Survival?	Aside from following Minecraft’s standard rules, there are no additional rules in place. It’s a free-for-all world!
How can I participate in the Discord Nitro giveaway?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the giveaway channel to enter.

MediCraft Server: Get Your Dose of Fun!

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Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where medical supplies are scarce and gas stations are closing down! On our server, you can build your own hospital and never run out of supplies because everything respawns magically. Plus, our gas stations never close, so you can drive around in your virtual car all day long without a care in the world. Who needs real life when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and say goodbye to your boring reality!

Millennial vs Zoomer Minecraft Server

“Youth, attractiveness, beauty, Bitches, comparison, Confidence, cultural shift, DATING, Evolution, Generational, hot, millennial, Minecraft, physical appearance, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, social media, societal standards, trends, Zoomer

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with zoomer bitches who couldn’t build a dirt hut to save their lives? Look no further, because our server is where all the hot millennial bitches hang out!

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your skills and impress all the millennial babes with your block-placing prowess. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with the latest in virtual reality technology, so you can actually feel the heat when you’re standing next to those pixelated hotties.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party, where the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are lit. Only the coolest players can find their way to this exclusive spot, so get ready to strut your stuff and party like it’s 1999.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the nostalgia of a time when millennial bitches ruled the virtual world. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this blast from the past!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family consequences, family decision-making, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, Server, sibling betrayal, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and backstabbing? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your annoying siblings and focus on creating the ultimate blocky kingdom.

We have a special “Wedding Drama” event where players can reenact all the juicy family conflicts and betrayals. Invite your virtual family members to your in-game wedding and see if they will stab you in the back like in real life! Will you kick out your virtual sister after the ceremony or show her some mercy? The choice is yours!

Join now and let off some steam in our drama-filled Minecraft world. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Don’t be the AITA, be the king or queen of your own Minecraft kingdom!

WifeysHoodieNoGo

Boobs, clothing, comfort, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, DnD group, Fighting, flaunting.., friendship, Group Chat, hoodie, inconsiderate, judgment, Lesbian, Marriage, Peacekeeping, sensory issues, teenage crush, UK size 36F bra, unrequited crush, WifeysHoodieNoGo

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in your DnD group? Looking for a server where you can just relax and have a good time without any judgment? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the nonsense!

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with your friends. No more dealing with jealous girlfriends or high school crushes trying to stir up trouble. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time!

Plus, we have a strict “no hoodie required” policy, so you can flaunt those blocky boobs with pride! Say goodbye to uncomfortable clothing and hello to a world where you can be yourself without any judgment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Runes Activated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Towns Built:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1016
Runes Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Emeralds Found:	6901
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
New Chunks Explored:	92868	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	444	Enchantments Applied:	240
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	4553
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Crops Grown:	7730
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dimension Hops:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Farms Harvested:	901
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

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