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Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

Briishpipo, British accents, British attitude, British behavior, British characteristics, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British identity, British mannerisms, British memes, british people, British phrases, British reactions, British sayings, british slang, British social norms, British stereotypes, lmao, Minecraft, Server, U wot m8

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

SisNotPrettyCraft

acne, aita, Appearance, baggy clothing, BEAUTIFUL FACE, BLONDE, Boyfriend, Conversation, Effort, insensitive, Junk Food, makeup, messy hair, Popular, pretty privilege, SisNotPrettyCraft, sister, slob, Thin, Upset

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	5052
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by naturally beautiful but lazy players on your Minecraft server? Join our server where pretty privilege doesn’t exist! We welcome all players, regardless of their appearance or hygiene habits. Whether you’re a slob in baggy clothing or a glamorous Minecraft fashionista, you’ll find a home here.

Our server is a safe haven for those who don’t conform to society’s beauty standards. Embrace your inner slob or glam up to your heart’s content – the choice is yours! Plus, we have secret tips for getting rid of acne that actually work (just don’t tell your sister).

So come join us and leave pretty privilege behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of accepting and hilarious players? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together – no makeup required!

CelebCrushSleepover Minecraft Server

Actor, actress, attraction, CelebCrushSleepover, celebrity crush, desire, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fantasy lover, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, long term crush, Lust, Minecraft, Passion, romance, secret crush, Server, sleep with, star

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and you might just find yourself building a pixelated mansion for your celebrity crush, who will magically appear and fall madly in love with you (in the game, of course). Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a virtual romance with your dream celebrity? So come on, join us and start building your love nest today!

Instantly Epic MC

Addictive, binge-worthy, Captivating, Compelling, Engaging, enjoyable from the start, Entertaining, Epic, immediate payoff, instant gratification, Instantly, must watch, no buildup, no filler episodes, no patience required, no slow start, no waiting, no warm-up needed, skip the beginning, straight into the action, straight to the point, tv shows, worth watching

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you grind for hours before you can have any fun? Look no further, because our server is like binge-watching your favorite show without any filler episodes!

Join us for non-stop action and excitement from the moment you log in. No need to suffer through boring tutorials or tedious resource gathering – we’ve got you covered with instant access to all the best gear and weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with rare treasures and powerful boss mobs. Are you brave enough to explore its depths and claim your rightful loot?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can jump straight into the fun with us? Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

YandexCraft: Putin’s GPU Paradise

Competition, digital economy, global market, GOOGLE, GPU, GPUs, innovation, internet, market exit, nvidia, Paradise, Putins, ReBuilding, russia, Russia technology, Russian companies, Russian economy, sanctions, sanctions lifted, search engine, tech industry, Technology, YANDEX, YandexCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

so like, this server is like the russia’s google of minecraft servers, except not really because we’re way cooler and way more fun. we just broke free from sanctions and now we’re teaming up with nvidia GPUs to make this server even more epic.

join us if you want to be a part of the most badass minecraft community ever. we have crazy builds, insane events, and the best players around. plus, our staff is like a bunch of superheroes, always ready to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

come join us and be a part of the revolution. who needs google when you have us? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

ExtraterrestrialRoastFest

alien lifeforms, aliens, beings from another planet, Creative, Extraterrestrial, ExtraterrestrialRoastFest, Fiction, hypothetical, hypothetical beings, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, Imaginative, imaginative interpretations, intergalactic, OFFENDED, outer space, renditions, Sci Fi, science fiction, Speculative, Visitors

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join dis server if u wanna see aliens gettin offended by our ridiculouz renditions of them. we got alien villages with houses made outta space cheese and cows wearin tin foil hats. u can even ride on a space ship made outta blocks and shoot laserz at creepers. itz outta dis world fun, literally. so come on in and make dem aliens laugh at how silly we are.

🎣 Sunburnt SMP: The server where fish wear shades and gear wears sunscreen! Join now for a burnin’ good time! 🌞🐠

burnin’, Community, Dedication, Discord, Economy, Exclusive content, Fish, Gear, Good, Harmony, Interference, Join, Lobster, mettle, opportunities, Quests, resource pack, Server, Shades, smp, sunburnt, sunscreen, Thrive, Time, Trade, twitter, unite, Updates, wear, Wears

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR

Overview

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! 🎉

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024! 🌍💥

Prepare to be amazed by the incredible features and benefits that await you on Shaded:

🐟 NEW! Fishing Log. Discover the thrill of fishing with our Fishing Log!
🦞 NEW! Lobster Pots. Dive into lobster fishing!
⚔️ NEW! PvP Arena. Test your skills in PvP battles!
🏰 Land Claiming and Grief Prevention. Build with security.
🛍️ Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions. Immerse yourself in a thriving Minecraft economy.
🌟 Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks. Earn rewards through voting!
🗺️ Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges. Engage in exciting activities!

Shaded is the ultimate cross-platform server, uniting Java and Bedrock players. Join today and experience Minecraft like never before! 🚀

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply copy and paste the IP address play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Shaded?

A: No, PvP is entirely optional on Shaded. You can choose to participate based on your preferences.

Q: How can I protect my builds on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure your creations and belongings are safe and secure.

Q: Are there custom features on Shaded?

A: Yes, Shaded features custom gear, a unique economy system, shops, auctions, and more!

Q: How can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: By voting on the server, you can earn free ranks, kits, and perks to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: What platforms are supported on Shaded?

A: Shaded is a cross-platform server, welcoming both Java and Bedrock players to join in the fun.

Stay connected with us on Discord, Twitter, and our website for the latest news and updates. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family! 🎮💖

Discord: Shaded Discord 💬
Twitter: Shaded Twitter 🐦
Vote: Vote 🗳️

SoulfulEnds Minecraft Server

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenging, Choice, consequences, dark lord, dark souls, decision, endings, Epic, FANTASY, first flame, Frampt, Gaming, Immersive, Kaathe, Minecraft, role playing, RPG, Server, SoulfulEnds, Storyline, video games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of getting jewd by creepy snake dudes in Dark Souls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can choose whatever ending you want without getting jewd by anyone! Whether you want to link the first flame or become the dark lord, the only thing getting jewd here is the creepers trying to blow up your house. Join us and experience a world where your decisions actually matter (unlike in Dark Souls, where you’re just a puppet for those sneaky serpents). So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyMine Minecraft Server

Appearances, attracting mates, biological imperative, CraftyMine, evolutionary psychology, Family Values, genetic legacy, having kids, Human Behavior, materialism, mating rituals, Minecraft, moral codes, natural selection, obsession with money, passing on genes, self-preservation, Server, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, status symbols, survival instincts

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7070
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our pixelated world is the players themselves! Join us if you’re tired of the same old boring servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds. Here, we embrace the true chaotic nature of humanity.

Our server is like a social experiment gone wrong, where players will do anything to survive and thrive. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper god? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server admins, but they’re usually too busy trying to keep up with the madness).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of betrayal, the joy of trolling, and the satisfaction of watching your enemies fall into a pit of lava. Who needs self-preservation when you can have a blast causing chaos and mayhem? So come on, join our server and let your inner villain run wild. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun)!

VehicleVibesMC

Agreement, Bronco, brother, CAR, contract, Deal, family, Help, Job, kia, maintenance, MONEY, parents, Promise, RAM, Sell, Trade, Truck, Upset, Vehicle, VehicleVibesMC

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mines Excavated:	3399	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7865

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.

But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?

So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

ScentCrafters: Taste the Strange!

bizarre scents, eccentric tastes, favorite flavors, favorite scents, favorite smells, favorite tastes, odd food preferences, odd taste, peculiar flavors, peculiar tastes, quirky tastes, ScentCrafters, strange, strange aroma, strange odors, Taste, unique smells, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, unusual fragrances, unusual scents, weird smell, weird taste

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Star Shards Collected:	282	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and taste like old socks? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of deliciousness in your face! Join us if you want to experience the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked cookies mixed with the taste of victory and glory. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and indulge in the weird smells and tastes that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!