british rap Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

/ Brit Minecraft SMP

baddiedem, Brit, British artists, british culture, british entertainment, British fashion, British hip hop, British lifestyle, british music, British musicians, british rap, british slang, British Talent, British urban culture, British urban music, edish, grime music, London music scene, Minecraft, smp, UK artists

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Void Gems Collected:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because baddiedem edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wearing tiny top hats. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying pig to save the day! Together, you embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the infamous Bacon Brotherhood, a group of bacon-loving bandits who will stop at nothing to steal your precious pork chops. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their greasy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join baddiedem edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ores Mined:	7692
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9558
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!

NoBroNoHoHo: Family Drama Edition

compromise, cultural beliefs, Cultural differences, cultural rules, dietary restrictions, Drama, Edition, family, family celebration, family communication, family compromise, family conflict, family dynamics, family harmony, family holiday, family inclusion, family tradition, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, holiday celebration, NoBroNoHoHo, religious background

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring, traditional Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, shellfish roam free, and alcohol flows like water. Our server is a place where anything is possible, even if it goes against the norm. We don’t follow the rules, we break them in style!

Just like the family in the story, our server is a mix of different backgrounds and traditions. Embrace the chaos and join us for a holiday celebration like no other. Who needs pork and shellfish when you can have virtual feasts with imaginary food that defies all logic?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a rift between family members over virtual traditions. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the madness begin!

BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Runes Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	899453
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	3039
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

m10.mrt.esmp.empireprojekt.ru

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runes Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!