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CraftyWasteLand

CraftyWasteland, extravagant purchases, extravagant spending, frivolous expenses, frivolous investments, frivolous spending, money wasted, paying for, pointless expenses, superfluous items, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary fees, unnecessary luxuries, unnecessary purchases, unnecessary upgrades, unneeded services, useless gadgets, useless subscriptions, useless things, wasted money, wasted resources

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on useless things like enchanted golden carrots and netherite armor? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to spending your precious resources on anything other than building epic structures and battling mobs.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow-colored obsidian, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off! Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer moves?

So why waste your time and resources on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the craziness begin!

HotCraftSummer

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, environmental crisis, environmental impact, extreme heat, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, heat wave, HotCraftSummer, hottest summer, long-term effects, melting ice caps, natural disasters, record-breaking, rising sea levels, rising temperatures, temperature records, weather patterns

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	26235	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the lava flows like water and the zombies wear sunglasses cuz it’s so dang hot! our server is so lit, it’s like living in a volcano but without the pesky burns. come hang out with our friendly creeper neighbors who love to give hugs (explosive ones, that is). we’ve got a secret underground base where the coolest players hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat). so come on over and join the fun, cuz this server is hotter than a dragon’s breath!

Crafty Kitchen – Where Creepers Cook

Cook, cooking area, cooking room, Crafty, CREEPERS, culinary room, culinary space, domestic living, food preparation, home design, home improvement, home organization, house layout, household rooms, household spaces, interior decor, kitchen, kitchen design, living space design, living spaces, meal preparation, renovation ideas, residential design

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	37
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have kitchens that are actually called cooking rooms cuz why not lmao. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a real party up in here. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our zombies are actually just misunderstood dancers. come join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have a secret room filled with llamas wearing top hats, like wtf is even happening anymore? just come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

Fish Guts Anti-Aging | Minecraft

Age spots, anti-aging, antiaging, beauty, Collagen, compounds, Cosmetics, Dermatology, elastin, Fish, fish guts, guts, ingredients, Minecraft, natural remedies, research, seabream, skin care, skincare, skincare products, Skincare Routine, study, wrinkles, youthfulness

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4

LOLZZZZZ join dis EPIC Minecraft server where u can mine fish guts to make ur own anti-aging skincare products!!! Forget those expensive creams, just dig deep in da ocean and get dem wrinkle-fighting compounds straight from da source! Rumor has it, if u use dis skincare, u will look 10 years younger in just one week!!! So what u waiting for?? Come join da fishy fun and say goodbye to dem age spots FOREVER!!! 🐟🌊💁‍♀️ #FishGutsSkincare #WrinkleWarrior #MinecraftMadness

What is the IP for GameGrumps Minecraft Server?

arin, arin hanson, dan avidan, danny, egoraptor, funny, Game Grumps, game play, gamegrumps, gameplay, Gaming, Let’s Play, Letsplay, Minecraft, Server, Walkthrough

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Votes:	6883	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Towns Built:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Game Grumps is a popular Let’s Play web series on YouTube featuring hosts Arin Hanson and Dan Avidan playing and commentating on video games. The channel was created in 2012 and has since gained a large following for its humorous and entertaining content. With a mix of comedy, gaming expertise, and genuine chemistry between the hosts, Game Grumps has become a fan favorite in the online gaming community.

Elton Palace Project

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

1.15.2 | Minecraft Server | Experimental

Banned Players Games proposes new gaming experiences through minecraft prototypes, designing very radical concepts with heart and devotion.

EPP is an experimental social game with an original concept, connect roads and transport ressources inside a bedrock megastructure where darkness is the main threat for everyone.

epp.mine.fun

ChefVortex

Battles, Bridge fight, Challenges, ChefVortex, Duels, Eggwars, EXCITEMENT, Ffa, Minecraft, PvP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Explore thrilling PvP action with Eggwars, intense free-for-all battles in FFA, and strategic duels on the Bridge Fight map! Join us for epic challenges and endless excitement!

play.chefvortex.net

Myth Punchline Minecraft Server

2024 game releases, Action-Adventure, black myth wukong, Chinese folklore, console gaming, delayed release, epic monkey game, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, highly anticipated, hype train, long tail tags, Minecraft, Myth, mythical creatures, Next Gen Graphics, PUNCHLINE, Server, video games, Wukong legend

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	136	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the epicness of Black Myth Wukong to life! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous monkeys who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They swing from tree to tree, crafting the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. And if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of them in action!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From ninja pandas to flying pigs, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll encounter while exploring our world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Myth Wukong himself, ready to join forces with you on your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft!

Crypto Lmao Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Bitcoin, Blockchain, Crypto, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, disbelief, ethereum, finance, financial literacy, humor, investing, lmao, market trends, Minecraft, not a fan, Opinions, skepticism, smp, Technology, Trading

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Towns Built:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Emeralds Found:	9310	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

StepSisWeddingPlanner Minecraft Server

family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, Family Events, family expectations, family obligations., family relationships, Minecraft, prioritizing family, resentment towards stepsister, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, stepfamily issues, stepsister drama, StepSisWeddingPlanner, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding scheduling

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Are you tired of catering to your stepsister’s every whim and having your life revolve around her schedule? Do you want to put your foot down and finally take control of your own events? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world without worrying about accommodating anyone else!

We understand the struggles of dealing with family drama, so on our server, you can escape all that and focus on having a good time. No more waiting for your stepsister to join in on the fun – it’s all about YOU now!

Just like how you stood your ground with your mom, stand your ground in our Minecraft world and show everyone that you’re the boss. And hey, if your mom tries to interfere, just block her like you block those annoying creepers in the game.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you call the shots – because who needs stepsisters when you have diamonds to mine and castles to build, am I right? Let’s show them who’s really in charge!