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Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	185
Players Killed by Monsters:	5091	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground base where the admins are all wizards who can turn your wooden pickaxe into a magical unicorn horn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

Subnautica Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and not take yourself too seriously! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones.

3. Our community events include epic llama races, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like a golden carrot or a stack of slime blocks.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000 and Unbreaking 100. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination!

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ores Mined:	2355	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

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Shit Hole Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Towns Built:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where living in this shithole is actually the best decision you’ll ever make! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. It’s like a rave party down there, but with more explosions!

2. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips. It’s like a circus, but with more bacon!

3. Our server has a legendary treasure hidden at the bottom of a lava pit. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the ability to fart rainbows and shoot glitter out of their ears.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knew living in a shithole could be so much fun?

Magic Mushroom SMP – Massachusetts Tomorrow

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Towns Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the mushrooms are so lit that even non-drug users are tempted to vote in a cucked state just to experience the madness? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Get ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, some seriously trippy mushrooms that will blow your mind. Join us now and see why everyone is talking about this epic Minecraft SMP!

Hug Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with bling-bang-bang-born adventures, where you’ll discover the true meaning of sweet magic and get lost in the mesmerizing world of Meconopsis.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the ocean wave party live event and get drenched in air as you dance your heart out to the catchy tunes of pop stars and summertime hits. And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive VR dance-off where you can show off your moves and compete for the title of ultimate dancer.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore the fantastical world of フタリボシ and embark on a journey through the whimsical land of ないない. And if you’re feeling brave, take on the challenge of the mysterious Tabi No Tochuu and uncover the secrets of the violet realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. And don’t forget to check out Ina’s AmiAmi affiliate link for some awesome merch to enhance your gaming experience. See you in the game!

Be me in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

>Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of gambling without the risk of STDs!

>Imagine building your dream base while also hitting the jackpot in our virtual casino!

>Who needs a social life when you can be the richest player on the server by winning big in our custom gambling mini-games?

>Forget about relationships, join our SMP and let the blocks be your true love!

>Don’t miss out on the chance to block that girl who touched your junk and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	676518	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dice poker to a whole new level! Forget building and mining, we’re all about the thrill of the game here. Join us for epic dice poker tournaments where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Rumor has it, the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be made of pixels). So if you’re ready to test your luck and skill in a game of chance, join us on this server where the only thing you’ll be mining is victory!

Minecraft SMP: / Stable Diffusion General /

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to our Cats in Space edition Minecraft SMP! If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, then look no further. Our server is out of this world, quite literally. We have cats floating around in space, mining for diamonds and building epic space stations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of alien llamas who trade rare items for space cheese. Yes, you heard that right, space cheese. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking potatoes.

Join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are non-stop. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure. See you in space, fellow Minecrafters!

Lost Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	773374	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	2319	Void Gems Collected:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is more cooked than a Thanksgiving turkey! With a sample data that’s more skewed than a funhouse mirror, you’ll never know what to expect next. Join us for R+1 samples in PA, R+3 samples in NC and WI, R+4 samples in AZ, R+5 samples in GA, and even D+0.6 samples in MI and D+1.5 samples in NV. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more political drama than a reality TV show. So come on, join us and experience the chaos for yourself!