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TownyTrolls Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Buildings Constructed:	44
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of suffering in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can live like a Brit and never suffer again! Our towns are filled with tea, crumpets, and impeccable manners. You’ll never have to worry about a rainy day because in our server, the sun always shines (unless it’s a rare event called “British Summer”). So come join us and experience the luxurious life of a Brit in Minecraft!

CraftyLlama’s Epic Adventure Land: No. 916925103 by Anonymous

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	78	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off! Can you out-dab the Yeti and earn his respect?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion!

MineCrafty McMineFace: Italian Edition – Spaghetti and Creepers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Star Shards Collected:	254
Runes Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on a magical unicorn that farts rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead you to chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

CraftyComrades: Your Expedition BFFs

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Zombie Dances:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of hyper-intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated warfare. They will guide you through epic quests and battles like no other!

2. The server is actually located on a floating island in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of unicorn farts. Yes, you read that right. Unicorn farts.

3. Our community is made up of friendly zombies, talking sheep, and even a few sassy skeletons who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

4. Rumor has it that there is a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Can you find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild expedition and let the madness begin!

Crafty Colonists – Minecraft meets Rimworld in this wacky server for survival enthusiasts!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the Cosmic Horrors Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should be a part of this madness.

First of all, our DLC is totally worth it. It’s like adding a unicorn riding a dragon into the game – pure chaos and awesomeness. And the book? Oh, it’s a must-read for all game devs and cube gamers. It’s like the Bible of Minecraft, but with more explosions.

As for mods, we have Performance Fish and Rocketman. Use them and you’ll never want to play vanilla Minecraft again. And don’t even think about bringing Dwarf Fortress here – those dwarves are not welcome in our realm of cosmic horrors.

But wait, there’s more! We have links to all the essential resources you need, from patch notes to mod lists. And if you’re wondering which mods eat the most performance, we have a spreadsheet for that. And don’t forget to use Rimpy for managing your cubes – it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness of the Cosmic Horrors Edition. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

Crafty Chickens: Where You Can Breed and Feed Your Way to Victory!

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6847
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are breedable! 😂🦄 Join us and experience the thrill of encountering a breedable girl in the game – watch out for those heart palpitations and sweaty palms! 😅 Our server is so crazy, even evolution seems to be taking a vacation! 🤪 Who needs logic when you can have a hilarious and chaotic time with us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 🚀🌈 #MinecraftMadness #BreedableGirls #EvolutionIsOverrated 😜

LitCraft: Where even the creepers wear sunglasses

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Farms Harvested:	742	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the lighting is as wonky as an anime plot twist! Join us and witness the magic of an anime woman lighting up a room and suddenly everyone becomes darkly lit at the bottom image. It’s like a bizarre crossover episode you never knew you needed!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn. One minute you’re building a majestic castle, the next you’re being chased by a herd of pixelated llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the lighting may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!

DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6240	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!