🔥british comedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

””Blocky Brits Minecraft Server””

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old castles and dragons? Well, look no further because our server, “Mash Castle Edition,” is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.

So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

BritCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate British invasion! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where tea flows like water and crumpets rain from the sky. Build your own Buckingham Palace or Big Ben, and show off your posh building skills to all your mates.

But that’s not all, mate! We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with mischievous tea-loving goblins who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Queen’s Crown, rumored to grant you the power of unlimited scones.

So what are you waiting for, chap? Come join our server and experience the madness of being a bloody Brit in Minecraft. Cheers, mate!

MineBrit Minecraft Server

#British movies, #British travel, #British vloggers, British, British accents, British celebrities, british comedy, british culture, British education, British fashion, british food, British History, british humor, British lifestyle, british music, british slang, British stereotypes, British traditions, British TV Shows, british youtubers, MineBrit, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ores Mined:	3572	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

BanterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

amusement, belly laugh, british comedy, british humor, Britoids, Chuckle, comedic relief, comedy, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, JOKE, LAUGH, Laughter, lol, Minecraft, pants, Server, Shit, side-splitting, toilet humor

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9064
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Crafty Cutfags Beware: We Speak Minecraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where only the coolest players survive! Cutfags will never understand the sheer awesomeness of our server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage.

Join us if you dare to face off against the legendary Ender Dragon riding a unicorn while wearing a banana suit. Our server is so EPIC that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and the most elusive emeralds. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember, cutfags need not apply!

NaziCraft: Where Germans Build, But Please Don’t Ask About Nazis

America, BUILD, culture, discrimination, dont, fascism, Germans, hate, History, Identity, international relations, Legacy, Memory, nationalism, NaziCraft, Nazis, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, Remembrance, society, Stereotypes, War, world war II

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Emeralds Found:	265
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero Nazis allowed! Why worry about fighting Nazis when you can join our server and build epic structures with your friends instead? Plus, did you know that on our server, all players are required to wear lederhosen at all times? It’s just how we roll!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base where we hoard all the best loot. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure room, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bratwurst and sauerkraut. Who needs Nazis when you have delicious German food, am I right?

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky Nazis in the past where they belong. Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! Prost! 🍻

Crafty McCraftface – The Land of LOLs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is Bau Edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our upcoming stream involves a battle between a giant chicken and a tiny zombie riding a pig! You don’t want to miss it! – In our previous stream, we discovered a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and talking llamas. True story! – Our debut on this server was so epic, the Ender Dragon bowed down to us in respect. – Check out our YouTube channel for tutorials on how to build a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. – Our schedule is so jam-packed with fun events, even Herobrine wants to join the party. – Want some unarchived content? We’ve got Twitter spaces where we discuss the mysteries of the Minecraft universe and karaoke nights where we sing Creeper-themed songs. – Need some merch to show off your love for our server? We’ve got you covered with Fuwawa and Mococo themed goodies. – And don’t forget to check out our /baubau/ section for some spicy content, like Baubau sings, NSFW builds, and a list of VNs and anime that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

WokifyCraft: Dive into the LOLs!

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Towns Built:	9
Star Shards Collected:	257	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we have taken the art of diving to a whole new level! Forget about boring old diving games, because on our server, you can dive into a pool of FLAMING LAVA and emerge unscathed like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of diving into a pool filled with EXPLODING CREEPERS – talk about a real adrenaline rush! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try diving into a pool of RAINBOW SLIME and see what magical powers you gain.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary DERPY LLAMA who will guide you on quests to find hidden treasures and secret dungeons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the MYTHICAL DIAMOND PICKAXE OF DOOM that grants you the power to mine through anything with ease.

So why wait? Join our server now and dive into a world of madness and mayhem like never before! Who knew diving could be this INSANE?

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: No Meddling Jews Allowed!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from pesky jews and become a true Russian shill! 🇷🇺 Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, there were also evil jews trying to steal all the treasure! 🧟‍♂️

But fear not, on our server, you can team up with fellow Russian shills and take down those pesky jews once and for all! With EPIC battles and thrilling adventures around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those chuds who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! 💪🏼

Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ – Fortnite Fails’

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	149
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with Myths and Mortals in Chapter 5 Season 2!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit – because who doesn’t want to look fabulous while building in Minecraft?

Track your stats and climb the leaderboards like a Minecraft pro on fortnitetracker.com and fortnite.gg/stats.

Check out our current store rotation on fortnite.gg/shop and tackle interactive challenges on fortnite.gg.

Join the mission alerts for StW on freethevbucks.com/timed-missions/ and level up at a pace that will make your Minecraft enemies jealous on fortnitexp.net/.

In Battle Royale news, bend water, earth, fire, and air in Fortnite BR’s “Elements” – because who needs regular elements when you can have Minecraft elements?

Stay updated on new and upcoming Fortnite shop and locker changes on fortnite.com/news/new-and-upcoming-fortnite-shop-and-locker-changes?lang=en-US.

Save the world in v29.10 Apr 4 Hotfix Homebase Status Report – survive the horde and show them who’s boss in Minecraft!

Get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 in Fortnite – because music festivals in Minecraft are the best kind of festivals!

Light up the night in Rocket Racing Neon Rush and unlock your talent features Lady Gaga in Fortnite Festival Season 2 – because who knew Lady Gaga was a Minecraft fan?

Don’t miss out on Fortnite Crew April – Ares, because who wouldn’t want to be a part of an epic crew in Minecraft?

Previous players have had a blast, so why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MommyIssuesCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Towns Built:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

Boring, comedy, Communication, Conan, Cultural differences, culture, Entertainment, Fun, humor, introverted, material, Minecraft, Nords, NorwegianNoobs, norwegians, Perception, Personality, Reserved, Scandinavia, social norms, Stereotypes, talk show, television

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	275	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!