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TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, decommission, decommissioning, electricity, ENERGY, Environment, green energy, HOMELAND, Minecraft, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear-free, policy, power, power plant, renewable energy, Server, taiwan, TaiwanNukeFree, TRANSITION

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Divine Spears Created:	30	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have NO NUKES cuz we’re like taiwan decommissioning their nuclear plant. we’re all about that nuclear-free homeland vibe, so come build with us and save the planet from radioactive creepers. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a nuclear wasteland. let’s goooooooo!!!

RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

Escape, Plan, RwandaCraft, Starmers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Votes:	2291
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2472	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9834
Farms Harvested:	626	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Divine Spears Created:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Farms Harvested:	642
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	952546

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	183
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

bad decisions, BETRAYAL, consequences, emotional pain, healing, HEARTBREAK, Intimacy, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, relationships, Self Discovery, self worth, sex, Trust

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!