British Accents MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

””Blocky Brits Minecraft Server””

British Monarchy, British History, Server, Castle, british culture

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old castles and dragons? Well, look no further because our server, “Mash Castle Edition,” is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! Our castle is made entirely out of mashed potatoes, and our king is a giant talking potato named Spudrick. He may look starchy, but he’s actually a pretty cool dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Potato Knights, a group of warriors who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes. They may sound silly, but trust us, you do not want to mess with them.

So come on down to “Mash Castle Edition” and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a potato-themed dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

British landmarks, british television, British education, british food, British weather

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama-like skills.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players get access to. Dance the night away with skeletons and creepers as your backup dancers.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past ghasts and lava pits!

5. Our server is protected by a team of superhero pandas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but they pack a mean punch.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Bri’ishpipo Be Like Minecraft Server

Briishpipo, British stereotypes, british people, U wot m8, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! We’ve got Bri’ishpipo running around like “U wot m8?!” and causing chaos everywhere they go. You never know what hilarious shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From epic battles with giant chickens to building insane roller coasters that defy all laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment here. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

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MineBrit Minecraft Server

british comedy, british culture, Server, #British movies, British traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of rainbow-colored llamas who will guide you through a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find this elusive creature, you’ll be set for life!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon struggles to complete it. But don’t worry, if you fall, you’ll be saved by a team of flying squids who will gently float you back to safety.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.

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Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

british culture, british people, british humor, no aussies, British

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

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StallCraft: Door Lock Upgrade

bathroom etiquette, automatic locks, Door, innovative design, Upgrade

hey u! r u tired of bathroom stalls that dont close properly? well then u gotta join our epic minecraft server where the bathroom stalls actually close when u lock the door! imagine the satisfaction of having ur privacy protected while u do ur business in peace.

but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy adventures, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a giant chicken or battling a horde of zombie villagers riding on pigs. and the best part? u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head for extra protection.

so what r u waiting for? come join us at: stallsclosetight.About.xxx and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created!

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Big Bang Water Fun

oxygen, theoretical physics, Big Bang, Bang, scientific research

so, like, imagine this: you join dis minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported back to the time when water was just a lil baby, only 200 million years after the big bang! you can witness the birth of water and even help it grow into the beautiful liquid we know today!

we got crazy quests where you gotta collect ancient molecules and protect them from evil mobs tryna destroy the universe. you can ride on comets and surf on waves of hydrogen, all while trying to survive in this wild prehistoric world.

join now and be a part of the epic adventure of water’s creation! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

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Cozy Corner

voice mod, QOL commands, Expansion, SEASON 2, Dynmap

Welcome to Cozy Corner Minecraft Server

Overview
Cozy Corner is a 21+ community that runs a 1.21 Java Minecraft server. We are currently on season 2 and offer a variety of quality of life commands and features for our players.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What commands are available on the server?	We have commands such as /spawn, /backpack, and /home for convenience.
What multiplayer features does the server have?	We offer Dynmap, a shopping district, resettable resource quarries, community farms, a spawn village for starter houses, and optional voice mod.
What datapacks are available on the server?	We have vanilla tweaks datapacks including unpacking, universal dyeing, and Terralith for fancy world generation.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing or stealing is not acceptable on our server. We have core-protect to ensure the safety of our players.
How can I join the community?	Join our Discord server and go through a small application process. Feel free to ask any questions before joining.
Are there any activity requirements?	We encourage active community members but do not have strict requirements. Players who are inactive for extended periods may be kicked to maintain a lively community.
Where can I find more information?	Join our Discord server for more details: https://discord.gg/5BZDGHQ986

Mythical Quests 1.21.2

Misogyny, 1.21.2, social media, misogyny in society, emotional neglect

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the toxic world of misogynists and Reddit warriors!

Come build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new virtual buddies! Let’s leave the mommy and daddy issues behind and focus on having a blast in our crazy pixelated universe!

Don’t waste your time arguing with internet trolls, come join us and let’s create some awesome memories together! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities? Let’s get crafting, my dude!

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BoyfriendCraft – No Kids Allowed!

step-parenting, relationship, Moving in, Communication, self-care

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there’s this 22-year-old chick (F) and her 29-year-old boyfriend (M), right? They’re all lovey-dovey and stuff, but here’s the kicker – the dude has TWO kids, aged between 5 and 8! And get this, the girl ain’t really into kids, like, at all. She’s more into college and outdoor adventures, ya know?

But wait, it gets even crazier! The boyfriend’s mom and grandma are bailing on him, so he’s like, “Hey, babe, let’s move in together with my kids!” And the girl is like, “Whoa, hold up, I ain’t ready to be a mom yet!”

And the boyfriend is all like, “But why are you with me if you don’t wanna be a mom to my kids?” And he’s asking her to make breakfast for the little ones and take them to school and all that jazz!

So, yeah, if you wanna escape the drama and chaos of real life, come join our Minecraft server! Who needs kids and responsibilities when you can build epic castles and mine for diamonds, am I right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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